Today, after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I woke up from a much needed nap realizing I should take my pain medication. My mother then told me she had thrown them out so I wouldn't get addicted and become a drug dealer. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother-in-law flushed my pain medicine because she believes I’ve been using it too long and I’m addicted. I had surgery four days ago. FML
Today, my older, pill-addicted brother, came over to visit with me. After he left, I realized all my Vicodin was gone. I got my wisdom teeth removed two hours ago. FML
Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Due to the drugs they gave me I felt nauseous. When I went to the bathroom as a precaution I did not throw up. Instead I passed out face first in the toilet. FML
Today, I woke up with one of the worst migraines I've had in months. My mother (who thinks I'm a hypochondriac) began to scream at me about "making up an illness". When I asked for my meds, she called me an addict, and dumped my $300 prescription down the sink. FML
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, I came home from surgery to remove my tonsils. It's a much better surgery to have as a kid, because when you get older it's much more painful. I didn't know my mom liked pain killers. I do now, because I have none left and I haven't even taken any yet. FML
Today, after having surgery, I called my family to tell them I was out, safe, and on my way home. The first thing they asked was if they could "borrow" some of my pain meds. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed and took the pain medicine that the oral surgeon prescribed for me before bed. The pain actually did go away for the most part, until my stomach decided to betray me and make me throw up, forcing my jaw to open more than it could after surgery. FML
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML
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ColdplaySucks 18
How can some parents be this stupid? It baffles me.
MrConcise 35
Let me throw out my computer so I don't become a **** star.
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Comments (150)
ashjo 12
Just go in the garage and get them lol
Abominations 7
Sounds like the kind of woman who couldn't locate her Spleen if her life depended on it.
faxnein02 3
guess you don't have a high tolerance for pain.
Neko9000 11
My mom is the same way
Protagonist_ 9
With the way the media is nowadays coupled with many peoples complete inability to think for themselves its not at all surprising. **** all of our lives op :(
MrZsDad 19
Would be a good time o drop an anonymous call about her drug abuse to someone important.(Boss, DSS/DCYF, church etc.)
havok87 11
I would kill my mom if she did that.
dodzin 9
May be she sold them all instead, pretending that she discarded meds. And you should throw all her menses pads in return....
awkwardloveannie 28
everyone says they get pain medication , I didn't get any but it.only hurt when the pain medicine.wore off.
Cathrin 26
Double dose of tylenol and ice packs worked like a charm for me when my prescription didn't agree with me. Might be worth a try, but still a definite FYL, OP.