Today, my boyfriend told me that in order for me to be considered for marriage, I need to prove that I can be a subservient woman. This includes signing over the deed to my house, my car, and all my banking assets, so that he can be “the man of the house.” I make 6 figures; he rents with roommates. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancé told me that he expects me to agree to quit my job to cook and clean after we get married, or he will not show up at our wedding. He earns minimum wage and my salary is 17 times higher than his. FML
Today, while out for our romantic Valentine's dinner, my boyfriend of 2 and a half years told me that he believes in females being subservient, that I'm not allowed to have opinions anymore, that he is "the alpha dog" and I'm merely the "beta dog", and that I have to "get used to it." FML
Today, my boyfriend called me explaining that he is getting married this weekend to a woman he met on Craigslist. Why? Because I won't marry him, and he'll make an extra thousand dollars per month having a wife since he is in the army. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked my father for permission to marry me. My father refused, on the basis that I'm the only person in the house with a job, and if I leave he will have to start looking for work. My boyfriend won't marry me without his permission, and my lazy father won't change his mind. FML
Today, I demanded to know why my boyfriend even stays with me if he’s not interested in marriage or children, hates my family, barely talks to me when he gets home, and seems uninterested in sex. Apparently, the cheap rent on my flat was his sole interest in me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, in a heat of an argument, my boyfriend of almost 7 years of relationship said, "You are not part of my family, you do not pay my bills, so do not put your opinion here." All because I wanted to give my opinion on a new apartment that I'll be living in with him and his family after our wedding in few months. FML
Today, my fiancé and his family accused me of being with him only because he's rich, refusing to go ahead with the wedding. I accepted his marriage proposal 4 years ago, when he was penniless and unemployed. FML
Today, I decided to go meet up with a guy that I met online for the first time. All he could talk about was how he expects me to "clean, cook, and submit" my body for sex at least twice a day when we get married. FML
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
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bigredmonkeybutt 30
Hopefully, he’s your very soon to be ex-boyfriend.
Ghostrui 31
Ditch the gold digger.
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Comments (20)
d j mom 9
is your now ex (hopefully) on crack?
maverick83 15
Be glad he revealed what a shitty person he is so early on. Dodge that bullet.
idragosani 17
That's the reddest red flag that ever redded.
BrizBurry 10
yeah you don't need to marry into that. not worth all the arguments there surely will be.
Yudith 28
This guy is not alpha enough to be the provider in your couple. He doesn't deserve you or any feminine woman. Dump him like a used Kleenex.
cpguru24 18
I often wonder in amazement how some of you find these amazing male specimens.
Damama 10
Run girl, run!
Naked_Mango 3
He sounds like a psycho.
Grincha 14
girl dont dooooo that relationship at aaaaall. get rid off him. pleaaaaaase
DLBL 23
Sounds like he's too cowardly to break up with you, so he's being a dick so you break up with him. If that's not the case, he's dumping material.