Today, discovered that all the viruses I have gotten on my computer at work haven't been from anything I've done, but because my boss has secretly been using it after hours to download or watch porn so he wouldn't risk getting a virus on his own computer. I've lost 3 major projects due to this. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML
Today, I'm in my third week at a new job. Using an online service our company recommends, I accidentally downloaded a virus that is now working its way through our website, randomly sending our customers Viagra ads via our email. I personally had to tell the founder of the company. FML
Today, our computer system has irretrievably broken down due to viruses. My boss is the one who refused to get new antivirus software, but he’s still blaming me because I’m the computer guy and should be able to protect us from stupidly complicated viruses, "like the hackers in the movies." FML
Today, a coworker and I got bitched out and suspended by our boss after our computers got infected with a weird porn virus. It soon turned out the virus had come from our boss's infected memory stick. Did he apologize? No. Is our suspension still in force? Yes. FML
Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML
Today, my boss was using my computer and tried to copy and paste a website URL. It must not have copied first, because it pasted a URL to a porn site. I think I should start looking for a new job. FML
Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML
Today, I tried to download some network-monitoring software for the office as I suspect that one of my staff has been constantly downloading torrents. It wouldn't download because someone was using all the bandwidth. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boss that using a wired connection instead of wifi won't stop his computer from getting viruses. He looked at me, open-mouthed and wide-eyed, like he was a 13-year-old boy and I was a pair of tits. Then he called me clueless and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML
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GhostFox 34
HR. Now. Not only is he damaging company resources, but exposing sensitive information to who knows who.
blairiofosterio1 10
He didn't use protection?!
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Comments (49)
lee47_fml 6
If this is supposedly only used by you...you are in a legal hurt. See a lawyer to see how much and how far back in jail you could end up in if it went all bad. You do know that he could fire you "for **** on computer" if he so chose to. Lawyer time to protect your ass
bickdig69 8
I have a condom on my computer not a problem for me
hoosiergirl94 31
Back that shit up
great_nate 26
Don't you lock your computer?
DeezNuts_1234 6
I dont really see how you can get viruses from downloading ****, is it really that hard to tell when something is a .exe????
JustRichard 9
While that does suck and is pretty disgusting. There's a saying about losing things, it's not saved/data unless it's in two places. Really hope you can get the projects back, but guessing since you said lost I'm guessing not
DannyDizzle 8
Ewwww!!! Think about what's been done to your keyboard and mouse!!
donb23 23
As a IT person where I work the best way to avoid him logging into your machine is to lock it instead of logging out. In Windows that is ctrl-alt-del and click on lock this computer.
gamerlaura 13
who downloads **** anymore when you can watch free clips on the Internet lol
blackrose1996 11
Time to go to corporate