Today, discovered that all the viruses I have gotten on my computer at work haven't been from anything I've done, but because my boss has secretly been using it after hours to download or watch porn so he wouldn't risk getting a virus on his own computer. I've lost 3 major projects due to this. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML
Today, I'm in my third week at a new job. Using an online service our company recommends, I accidentally downloaded a virus that is now working its way through our website, randomly sending our customers Viagra ads via our email. I personally had to tell the founder of the company. FML
Today, our computer system has irretrievably broken down due to viruses. My boss is the one who refused to get new antivirus software, but he’s still blaming me because I’m the computer guy and should be able to protect us from stupidly complicated viruses, "like the hackers in the movies." FML
Today, a coworker and I got bitched out and suspended by our boss after our computers got infected with a weird porn virus. It soon turned out the virus had come from our boss's infected memory stick. Did he apologize? No. Is our suspension still in force? Yes. FML
Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML
Today, my boss was using my computer and tried to copy and paste a website URL. It must not have copied first, because it pasted a URL to a porn site. I think I should start looking for a new job. FML
Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML
Today, I tried to download some network-monitoring software for the office as I suspect that one of my staff has been constantly downloading torrents. It wouldn't download because someone was using all the bandwidth. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boss that using a wired connection instead of wifi won't stop his computer from getting viruses. He looked at me, open-mouthed and wide-eyed, like he was a 13-year-old boy and I was a pair of tits. Then he called me clueless and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML
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Top comments
GhostFox 34
HR. Now. Not only is he damaging company resources, but exposing sensitive information to who knows who.
blairiofosterio1 10
He didn't use protection?!
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Comments (49)
Nova900 17
After the first one I would have thought: "Hey, I lost a major project, and a backup could have prevent that." - After the second one it's more like "How can I be so stupid to lose another one??" - but three??
soullyfe 33
15: Who's to say they didn't lose at all three at the same time?
Lalala579121 28
Make me lose one project, shame on you. Make me lose two projects, shame on me. Make me lose three projects, my boss must be downloading **** again.
manuwish 9
enter password? doesn't your company have an HR? how can it even be possible that someone else has access to your computer! If you can't speak up for yourself, ask for IT to block all those Sites on your PC!
XandWacky 23
Get his ass in the grass
RichardPencil 32
You're upset about projects? I'd be pretty disgusted that my boss was masturbating in my chair! What's he using for Spooge Capture?
ThrottleJockey 36
That stick figure **** will do it every time.
OhPuhleeze 23
What kind of IT team do you have? Don't you guys have firewalls, user account logins, even the most basic anti virus? If nothing turn on the windows defender. It took 3 lost projects to find this out? YDI.
Kaylana_fml 31
Not every company has those kinds of resources or support departments. How does she deserve it for not catching it earlier? Victim blaming much?
LAURA_EL_JUICE 6
I would be more worried about him trying to blame things on you.
wow2mylife 25
depends on state and what op do having a password on work computer can lend to fines and maybe jail
blupenguin29 14
Just back up what you need, wipe your computer, and report him.
sousaphonist 14
If you've got proof, go to HR, get his ass fired.