Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
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Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.
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Today, my boyfriend told me he’d have a surprise for me when I got home. The surprise was he’d moved out, dumped me, and cut me off from his share of the bills, because he’s not interested in marriage and babies. I can’t afford the rent by myself so I’m going to have to move back to my mother's. FML
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Livinia 11
Sounds like you're better off without him anyway.
meliesFML 0
was it on July 4th?
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kreepers 6
There are occasions where you meet parents who are more liberal and easy-going than the person's love interest.
kreepers 6
Besides living with his parents need not mean living off his parents. Don't diss at him so bad.
Heinousness 0
I don't think " independence" is in his vocabulary. Either that or he mixed up the definitions of " independence" with " DEpendence". FAIL
Ugi 27
He doesn't want "independence" - he wants to shag* around. <Footnote for Americans and the confused:> * "shag" is a UK slang term for "copulate". It derives from the antiquated term "shake" which was used as a derogatory description of brief, frantic, intercourse. It is also a seabird, but that's not really relevant.
bluargh 1
But still, four years hurts less than five... Just had to throw that in there. Sorry though, OP
fantasyworld 39
What's with people giving the dumbest excuses for breakups?