Today, I got trapped in my building's elevator for over an hour, with my dog who I had been rushing outside with because he had explosive diarrhea. FML
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Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML
Today, I spent half-an-hour trapped inside my dog's crate. The door locked behind me as I squeezed myself inside to stroke her. After bellowing at my family in the garden for what felt like an eternity, they came through just to laugh and take pictures. FML
Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML
Today, after being trapped in an elevator for 4 hours, I really had to pee. Just when I decided to pee in the elevator shaft, the lift doors opened. FML
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML
Today, I worked up my courage and took an elevator for the first time in my life. Unfortunately, it was also my first time getting trapped for several hours in an elevator. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I wanted to kayak. On the way, I told him I had to go back to our hotel because I needed the bathroom and didn't want a public one to smell. Once back in the elevator at the hotel, it got stuck. For an hour. I pooped myself and had to wait 40 minutes after that for help. FML
Today, I got stuck in an elevator for well over an hour while riding it up to my weight and fitness class. Very funny, universe. FML
Today, I got stuck in an elevator. I called the fire department and told them where I was. They said they'd be right there and not to panic. It's hour 6. FML
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Top comments
c_wyld 21
"What a shitty situation" is going to be at least half of the comments on here...
drunk_crow 12
I hope you were the only one in there...
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Comments (70)
RayRey009 5
It's hard to think of something worse that can happen to someone on their way out with their dog...
snarkytruth 37
i hope you cleaned it all up and your elevator isn't carpeted or you owe your janitor a HUGE tip.
mrjiggles1992 18
Well they do say in an emergency do not use the lifts!! =P
felishh 4
This is why people shouldn't have dogs in apartment buildings, poor doggie
joyboy390 12
Shouldve used the stairs
Reginam06 2
should have had a cat
subscript 15
Stairs op, stairs
rescue34 7
Clearly, you should have taken the stairs
DoctorSpunky 8
Well you know, shit happens.
ilanie04 16
Oh god... I feel so bad for you!