Today, I got trapped in my building's elevator for over an hour, with my dog who I had been rushing outside with because he had explosive diarrhea. FML
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Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML
Today, I spent half-an-hour trapped inside my dog's crate. The door locked behind me as I squeezed myself inside to stroke her. After bellowing at my family in the garden for what felt like an eternity, they came through just to laugh and take pictures. FML
Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML
Today, after being trapped in an elevator for 4 hours, I really had to pee. Just when I decided to pee in the elevator shaft, the lift doors opened. FML
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML
Today, I worked up my courage and took an elevator for the first time in my life. Unfortunately, it was also my first time getting trapped for several hours in an elevator. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I wanted to kayak. On the way, I told him I had to go back to our hotel because I needed the bathroom and didn't want a public one to smell. Once back in the elevator at the hotel, it got stuck. For an hour. I pooped myself and had to wait 40 minutes after that for help. FML
Today, I got stuck in an elevator for well over an hour while riding it up to my weight and fitness class. Very funny, universe. FML
Today, I got stuck in an elevator. I called the fire department and told them where I was. They said they'd be right there and not to panic. It's hour 6. FML
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Top comments
c_wyld 21
"What a shitty situation" is going to be at least half of the comments on here...
drunk_crow 12
I hope you were the only one in there...
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Comments (70)
amileah13 26
Aww that sucks poor dog
elcee1987 18
It's times like these that call for a quick exit before anyone realizes it was your dog's mess.
yescry 12
That stinks
gintwinsmoore 20
I'd love to see this illustrated.
Exaspera 55
Just draw a brown cube.
Bewix 14
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mattyiscool123 26
If your dog had explosive diarrhea why were you in the elevator
OhWhoCares 42
LMAO. I read that weird. For a second I thought you meant OP should've just thrown the dog into the elevator and let whoever else may have been in there take care of it so that way OP wouldn't have been locked in. I can't stop laughing at the mental picture of someone chucking their dog into an elevator full of people just in time as the doors shut and the dog has diarrhea everywhere.
OhWhoCares 42
That'd make a great movie..... A man chucks his ticking time bomb of a dog into an elevator full of people just as the doors slide shut..... As soon as the elevator begins to move, the dog spews his foul liquid shit across the elevator, the lights shut off and the doors are stuck shut. Who will survive? B)
Tessa_11 19
This made me laugh so much. But I'm sorry that happened. I hope your dog is feeling better and you didnt have to clean it up yourself!
WistayShlaio 3
That must have been a crappy situation
EspecialK 3
Should've taken the stairs!
serslybro 20
That sucks major! I'm sorry I accidentally voted ydi because my phone slipped. It really is fyl.. Hopefully there was someone to help you clean it up.