Today, my boyfriend returned from a 2-month internship in New York. As I saw him exit the plane, I imagined him running to me and kissing/spinning me around passionately like in movies. He got closer and closer, and as I opened my arms to embrace him, he runs past me saying, "BRB, I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after not seeing my boyfriend for 9 months, he came to meet me at the airport. I was so excited when I first saw him that I broke into a sprint to greet him. Apparently, running through the airport looks suspicious, because a security guard tackled me. Now I have a broken nose. FML
Today, after patiently waiting to see my boyfriend for a month because he was overseas, I excitedly went to the airport to finally pick him up, only for him to walk straight past me to greet his friends. He didn't even bring back anything for me, but brought back a suitcase full of goodies for his friends. FML
Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from being deployed for the past 3 months. As soon as he gets out of the car, he walks right past me and goes to hug his dog. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
Today, I was seeing my boyfriend for the first time in 3 weeks. I was so excited to see him that I gave him a big hug. He must have been excited to see me too, because he hugged me so tight that he squeezed a fart out of me. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML
Today, my boyfriend left for a month-long trip with his buddies. I stood near the door waiting for a goodbye kiss. He kissed his xbox goodbye instead. FML
Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML
Today, I was meeting my girlfriend at the airport after studying abroad for a year. She ran to hug me, and I wanted to pick her up and spin her around, like they do in those romantic movies. I tried to do that, but instead I dropped her. FML
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LuckyCharms_fml 0
That's love.
paperfox_fml 0
Your life is ****** because your boyfriend needed a poo when he got off a plane?
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Comments (214)
LovingCFK 8
WHO REALLY ******* CARES???????
belgianwaffozz 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
Blue0ctane 0
Did he actually say "brb"? Now that's something.
annaofwisconsin 0
So? He needed to go, at least he acknowledged your presence. And anyway, i'm pretty sure that after he was done he came to see you, if he didn't THEN that's an FML.
2345_fml 0
First off, how did you see him exit the plane? They dont allow people beyond security without a bording pass. Maybe you were leaving somewhere else the day he was coming back? If you were waiting beyond security and he did that then FYL because he could have stopped at a bathroom in the terminal before he gets to the area where guests can wait.
Prawn_fml 2
That depends entirely on the airport, dude. I've been to many where you can easily see everyone who exits planes. OP: Are you serious about this? A bit over the top. Odds are that even if he didn't have to go to the loo, he wouldn't have realized what you expected. You could try swinging him around instead, though. Then he gets a nice surprise, you get romance, and he doesn't have to read your mind.
eeee93757 0
Today, I had to read this garbage. FML.
zehr0 0
LET THE MAN TAKE A ******* SHIT
who_rollerpig 4
so?? you got to respect that!
Ringoisastarr 0
Did he seriously say "B-R-B"? That's the only thing I see wrong with this.
dustbunny10 0
lol if my bf did that to me I wouldve ROFLMAO! it's funny! it shows that he's comfotable with you:)