Today, same as recently, there's some guy constantly standing in front of my building waiting for me to come out, just to stare at me and then get mad when I walk to my car, to the store, to the bank, and even followed me into the lobby to see what floor I get off at, like a weirdo. What should I do? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, and every time go I to the gym this guy follows me. A week ago, I saw him taking photos of me, so I left that gym and went to another one, but the creep was still there. What do I do? FML
Today, at work as a cashier, I had a male customer come up to me and ask me what hours I worked today, like he has done for several weeks now. Immediately after, my manager calls my lane to tell me to watch out for that guy. He has been stalking a co-worker of mine. Apparently, I'm next. FML
Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML
Today, just like every other day, I noticed that one of my male coworkers always stares at me while passing by or when it's time for lunch. I read somewhere that if a person stares at you too long, they either want to have sex with you or want to kill you. He has a girlfriend, so I doubt it's the first option. FML
Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML
Today, a guy who annoys me walked over. To avoid speaking to him, I pretended to be on the phone and he walked away. A few moments later, my phone rang. I looked around to see if he'd seen me. He had. He was the one calling me from down the hall. FML
Today, I was walking to work when I noticed a cute guy ahead of me. He turned into every single street that I needed to take, and I started to worry he might think I was following him. Just as I was about to overtake him and prove I wasn't a creep, he turned into the building where I work. He's the new intern. Now I have to avoid eye contact for the rest of my life. FML
Today, as I was coming out of the ladies' room, I saw a guy glancing at me. A few minutes later, I saw him coming at me at a fast rate. I decided to run from him. As I got out of the building and into a cab, I saw him from the window waving my phone at me. He was just trying to return it. FML
Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So, it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML
Today, a creep called me out in the street and asked me why I was in that part of that street, because he "knows " I live in another part of the street, and he found it "odd" that I was there. He was smiling all that time too. FML
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Thaylok 17
Agreed, nasty stalker. see if the cops will help you get his name/address and other info needed to get a restraining order. Then GET a restraining order. watch for him and then have him arrested when he inevitably comes back around. Also, self defense training. Don't become a victim.
Hangryko 32
He's stalking you. Call the police. Give the man's description and exactly what he's doing.
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Hangryko 32
He's stalking you. Call the police. Give the man's description and exactly what he's doing.
Grumpy Jack 27
That or you can ask the store / bank employee to call the Police and stay inside the store / bank until they come.
Thaylok 17
Agreed, nasty stalker. see if the cops will help you get his name/address and other info needed to get a restraining order. Then GET a restraining order. watch for him and then have him arrested when he inevitably comes back around. Also, self defense training. Don't become a victim.
mike3775 39
So instead of calling the police and reporting him, you post about it on FML. Sorry, but to me, it seems you like the attention. I would have had the police involved after he followed me to the store.
kevinwm0 15
Call the police NOW. If he knows what floor you're on, he probably waited outside after you went in to see which lights come on when you go upstairs. He probably knows what apartment you're in. This is a dangerous person.
RichardPencil 32
Challenge him to a game of one-on-one basketball. If you win, he leaves forever. If he wins, he becomes your roommate. That was easy.
slhiggx 17
…. Report him… wtf? Call the cops… anything rational…
jc1015 25
get off FML and call the police
Anzubar007 4
So many options, though anything smaller than a .380 probably aren't good ones. 9mm is pretty popular, and is a great way of keeping yourself safe.
Jessica Carey 11
get off fml and call the police