Today, my boss sent out an email with the subject line "Urgent". He accidentally left the body of the email blank. I replied to all staff "You're firing blanks Peter". I later heard that his wife once got drunk and told everyone that they couldn't have kids because he has a low sperm count. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent an email to my boss saying I'd fixed a glitch in our mail servers. He called me later, angrily shouting that I'd done a piss-poor job of fixing it, because my email had spammed his inbox with several hundred duplicate messages. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, my boss asked me to send an email on his behalf with an important report attached. I've already received 3 responses from directors commenting on poor spelling and factual errors. I get paid 1/4 the salary of my boss and he can't even write properly. FML
Today, my coworker sent an email to the whole company asking us to fill in a survey. I've been secretly seeing her for two months, so I responded with "sure thing baby, and by the way I ran out of condoms, can you bring more for tonight?" I accidentally hit reply all. FML
Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML
Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML
Today, I sent an email to my boss about a sensitive project. After hitting send and getting a response, I remembered I'd set my automatic reply to say, "I'm currently out of the office, enjoying a much-needed break from all the idiots I work with." My boss was not amused when he replied and got the automatic email in return. FML
Today, my boss tried to fire me for not emailing him a screenshot to prove my email wasn't working. FML
Today, I sent a reply-all email to my entire company that said "Go tit" instead of "Got it". FML
Today, I got a heads-up that my boss suffered a death in the family, but was coming into work anyway. I thought he'd be depressed, but it seems he deals with grief with anger instead. I found that out when he yelled at me, threatening to rip my spine out my ass over a typo I made in a report. FML
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sydney9_fml 0
Bahahaha! I had to read that twice before I got it though... heehee
AdamGD 0
Wow... Ironic. Pretty hilarious though
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Comments (98)
Itssoxoxrash4_ 2
awww poor Peter
fmlaccountcole 0
looks like he doesnt have to pay for condoms, *winks*
fogrunner 13
Sooooooooooooo introduce them to the CONCEPT OF ADOPTION? NEXT
strawberryspacejam 11
if he doesnt have a dirty mind he'll understand
RadkeRonnie 3
I've always thought firing blanks meant to shoot blanks out of a gun. Since when was that a euphemism for low sperm count? This isn't an FML.
MadisonDerp 16
It took my a second to understand this, but when I did I laughed so hard. That sucks OP.
worldclassrager 41
I was a bit confused at first...but not I got it...
starsierra 15
I read it 5 times and i still dobt get it can someone explain? Please dont hate
fantasyworld 39
Peter is another word for penis. OP replied how his boss didn't put a message in the e-mail, firing blanks. The boss couldn't get his sperm to exit, fertilizing the egg, so no sperm.