Today, my boss sent out an email with the subject line "Urgent". He accidentally left the body of the email blank. I replied to all staff "You're firing blanks Peter". I later heard that his wife once got drunk and told everyone that they couldn't have kids because he has a low sperm count. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent an email to my boss saying I'd fixed a glitch in our mail servers. He called me later, angrily shouting that I'd done a piss-poor job of fixing it, because my email had spammed his inbox with several hundred duplicate messages. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, my boss asked me to send an email on his behalf with an important report attached. I've already received 3 responses from directors commenting on poor spelling and factual errors. I get paid 1/4 the salary of my boss and he can't even write properly. FML
Today, my coworker sent an email to the whole company asking us to fill in a survey. I've been secretly seeing her for two months, so I responded with "sure thing baby, and by the way I ran out of condoms, can you bring more for tonight?" I accidentally hit reply all. FML
Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML
Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML
Today, I sent an email to my boss about a sensitive project. After hitting send and getting a response, I remembered I'd set my automatic reply to say, "I'm currently out of the office, enjoying a much-needed break from all the idiots I work with." My boss was not amused when he replied and got the automatic email in return. FML
Today, my boss tried to fire me for not emailing him a screenshot to prove my email wasn't working. FML
Today, I sent a reply-all email to my entire company that said "Go tit" instead of "Got it". FML
Today, I got a heads-up that my boss suffered a death in the family, but was coming into work anyway. I thought he'd be depressed, but it seems he deals with grief with anger instead. I found that out when he yelled at me, threatening to rip my spine out my ass over a typo I made in a report. FML
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sydney9_fml 0
Bahahaha! I had to read that twice before I got it though... heehee
AdamGD 0
Wow... Ironic. Pretty hilarious though
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Comments (98)
triplethreat13 0
i had to read this a couple times and THEN i got it...but if your boss wasn't in that situation, it would be a super clever thing to say!! :)
alexgisforme3 0
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dramakat11 0
I lol'd for realz
phoebatron_ 0
I just laughed so hard. Oh man, that's too good.
member0987654321 0
LMFAO!
the33dude33 0
YDI for not using a comma.
Aish_fml 0
Okay now that makes zero sense.
z_vet 0
I don't see how it is FYL.
wasabipeas 0
Yeah, this is not an FML. Who cares? You didn't know.
tatertot8284 0
Well that's not the same as firing blanks, so you're in the clear.
NoteMyGrin 0
Aha, I liked your response to his blank message. FYL, there's no way you could have known, I'm sorry you were put in such an awkward situation! Hopefully your boss didn't take it the wrong way.