Today, I was in IKEA when my friends and I thought it would be fun to play hide and seek. We all hid; I was in a good hiding spot. Half an hour later, I was still there. I texted my friends to see where they were. They all left to see a movie, and forgot about me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at IKEA with my parents. I walked away from them and later I heard the speaker of the store call my name asking me to come to the playground because my mom and dad were worried. I'm 18. FML
Today, my friends were acting strange around me. This afternoon, I got a text asking me to meet them out for a couple of drinks. Because of all the strange acting, I decided to tell them I'd go and then not go. I just found out they had been planning me a surprise party. FML
Today, my family and I drove to a mall an hour away. We split up, and I went into a store by myself. A little later, I get a call from my brother asking me where I am. They had already left to go home and didn't notice me missing from the car. They were already halfway home. FML
Today, I was babysitting my niece when we decided to play hide and seek. I went in the shed, and waited. After waiting a while, I went to go back inside to see what was happening. I saw my niece had locked all the doors and was eating cookies on the kitchen bench. FML
Today, all of my friends stopped messaging me. I checked their Snapchat and Instagram accounts and saw that they were all at a party. When I confronted them, they assured me I was invited and should join them. When I arrived at the address, the house was empty. They gave me the wrong address. FML
Today, the summer camp I work at had its annual scavenger hunt, wherein the counselors hide and the kids look for us. It was my first year there, so some of my colleagues showed me the "best hiding spot." Two hours later, still undiscovered, I realized they just wanted to get rid of me. FML
Today, I was playing what became an extremely intense game of hide-and-seek with my best friend's sister. I finally found the perfect place, so I slid down into the bath and began to cover myself. She popped up out of nowhere and said, "FOUND YOU!" I got so scared that I punched her in the face. FML
Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML
Today, I set up a small social gathering for a few friends. One of them didn't have a ride, so the others, who'd already shown up, went to go give him a ride. After no sign of them for a whole hour, I called to see what was wrong. They went out to eat and completely forgot about me. FML
Today, my parents were out and about, leaving me alone in the house. They said they would leave some lunch for me. I couldn't find it. After telling them when they got home, my mom got huffy and showed me that it was in a place I would have never thought to look. She then got even more mad when I was annoyed by this. FML
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BahahahLOL 0
I'm pretty sure they didn't just "forget" about you.
Garytt 0
where did you hide?
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Comments (140)
Shosho7 3
lol , this is all because of the good hiding spot !
nate_msm 0
half an hour? ha you suck
Mistery510 6
but really who's stupid enough to play hide and seek in Ikea??? ****** Idiots
broccoli2 0
Jesus says no ****. I mean no judging.
T3P33_fml 0
parents who don't like their kids anymore. that's when I come in...
Bekll 31
Kids today text during hide and seek. *sighs* How I miss simpler times.
ambowew 7
I know right!? Running around a supermarket in masks is so much more fulfilling.
my2centsworth 15
You were ditched.
mintcar 10
YDI for trying to play hide and seek at IKEA. Sounds pretty childish. Sometimes movie ticket prices vary by age of the customer. Be glad you're all 12 and had to pay the discounted price.
MEF62 5
It's not childish it's perfectly fine to play games every now and then. Just because you're all high and mighty and oh so "mature" it doesn't mean that the OP is immature. A sign of maturity is bring able to have fun and also get serious. I bet your "mature" fun involves alcohol or weed. Cause that's soooo adult.
mintcar 10
109, assumptions fail.
sunnysurfchick 0
that sucks, what is worse that you hid for a 1/2 hr or they forgot about you even being w/ them? I think I might be a little pissed
fertilegod 3
I wouldve left too if I had a friend with such a stupid and childish idea
FMLsOhilarious 6
Um, OP said that they all thought it was a good idea to play. So it's not like OP came up with it by him/herself. Get your facts straight.
EliseAqua 0
Agreed.
cheyenne19 0
I agree with the childish ideas
docscientist 10
I'd make a bet to see which breaks first, the IKEA furniture or you. After 30 minutes, it's hard to say.