Today, my girlfriend decided to break the news that she wanted us to be "just friends." However, she did it not in just any old way - while ice-skating. I'm currently in hospital getting stitches in my arm after I tripped in shock and she ran me over. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML
Today, I decided to take my girlfriend out to look at Christmas lights and get hot chocolate. While cleaning my snow-covered truck, I slipped and broke three bones in my ankle, and now need surgery. FML
Today, I got a call from the girl I'd really like to date to meet up for drinks. Excited, I walked out my front door, slipped on a patch of ice, and dislocated my shoulder. She won't go out on a date with me now because I "ditched her". FML
Today, my girlfriend fell down the stairs and broke her ankle. She also had a bruise on her leg due to her friend biting her. I spent the night in the hospital to be there for her and support her, but I should have expected that the nurses would treat me like a criminal. FML
Today, I was out skating with a guy I really like. I put on my best moves, to impress him. I ended up slicing his lip open with my skate mid-jump. His lip is now wired shut by twelve stitches. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and while trying to make a dramatic exit, I slammed his car door, slipped on the ice and landed on my back in front of a large crowd of onlookers. FML
Today, I had planned to break up with my overbearing girlfriend. She went into complete denial mode, bought me a pair of oversized sunglasses and tomorrow we're going ice-skating. Kill me now. FML
Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
Today, while stepping out of the shower, I slipped and cut my head. I went to the hospital, got 8 stitches and was tested for head trauma. After hours of ignoring my calls and texts, my girlfriend finally responded, very angrily. Why? Today is her birthday, and I "selfishly made it about me." FML
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a black eye by running into a door. To avoid being teased about her clumsiness, she's telling everyone that I hit her. FML
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Top comments
oj101 33
That was cruel of her. Is she the Ice Queen by any chance?
perdix 31
So, the Friend Zone looks a lot like the Penalty Box.
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Comments (78)
LexBvl 4
Look at it this way...there's chance for a pity **** now.
mario2012 18
No.
doglover100 29
She sucks.
newbiehere99 6
He sucks. They suck. We suck. I do not like green eggs and ham.
perdix 31
So, the Friend Zone looks a lot like the Penalty Box.
Factor_fml 6
Talk about adding injury to insult.
Vidrill 22
Well, that's good thinking right there, announcing really bad news in a place full of sharp blades. Sorry you had such a bad day, OP :(
fairymacabre 7
That'll ruin your whole day.
mario2012 18
Ya don't say.
dunebro 15
Winter is coming.
fatlemonjefferso 8
Not in Australia.
natluna79 5
You're scarred for life!!
JustAGirlOnFML 11
Find a girl who will have a good time while ice skating and love you, not break up with you. FYL. She isn't worth it
JSever 9
Same thing happened to me before, except she pushed me down while ice skating and I busted my chin open and had to get 6 stitches