Today, I started my first overnight shift at the penitentiary. This was also the night the offenders decided to riot. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
Today, I had a night shift as a front desk clerk in a nice hotel. Even with 2 years experience, I truly wasn't ready for what was about to happen. From a burned hand by boiling water to unpaid rooms via a guest identification scandal at 3 a.m., everything that could go wrong did. FML
Today, I got disciplined for sleeping on night shifts, by my boss, who also sleeps on night shifts. FML
Today, my first day on the job, I locked up the office after everyone left and set the alarm. An hour later, my new boss angrily emailed me that I locked him inside the building, setting off the alarm and prompting the entire police department to show up. FML
Today, I got into trouble for sleeping at work. FML
Today, I was put in lockup for accidentally scaring the officer by lifting my hand to scratch my head. FML
Today, a riot broke out while I was on shift at the community swimming pool. A family snuck in soap so they could use the pool as a giant bath tub. FML
Today, my country went on strike and is overthrowing the government, and I'm stuck on a night shift at work. FML
Today, I was once again mistaken for an escaped convict. I live near a women's correctional facility and apparently my nursing scrubs look a lot like their prisoners' uniforms. The cop made me late for work. FML
Today, I had to check up on a 400-pound inmate who was very upset about being locked up. When I got to his cell, he threw one of his own turds at me through the bars. I took a hit. FML
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saffy66 34
What sort of place do you work where they are out of cells and able to riot at night? I’ve worked in a maximum security prison for 14 years and ours are always locked in by 4pm. I’d like to hear more details.
reziprezie 5
p1:lets show this new guy some fun. p2:yeah lets p1: lets riot!
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Comments (21)
ahabsfan 17
Mom: How was your first night? OP: It was a riot. Mom: Good for you dear.
adelaine782002 17
I worked in Missouri maximum state penitentiary, level 5 prison, for 5 years, the inmates dont get locked up till after 8pm. I transferred to level 3, lower level security prison.. but wished I would have stayed at maximum security. The inmates had more respect there.