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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

I’m going on an adventure!

Today, it turns out that my hairy feet are the most memorable part about me. My family has nicknamed me "The Hobbit". FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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MrBoredGuy 1

Put on the ring and disappear

todebonekill 2

I'd tap that.

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Comments (175)

I've heard of hairy palms...so being that you have hairy FEET, your solo-sex life must truly be Olympic......

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!

Stupid fat hobbit .

hateevryone 15

damg thts messed up

:D I love that book

Quick Frodo! we must return to the Shire!

dillon1107lol 0

I feel you, my mom calls me "Froto Feet". Im not kidding

Mmmmmmmm hairy feet

Ohmehgawd! Be like 'oh mum, with your mustache you can be Gandalf, and dad with your gravely voice and toothpick legs you can be Golem.' :)