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I’m going on an adventure!

Today, it turns out that my hairy feet are the most memorable part about me. My family has nicknamed me "The Hobbit". FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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MrBoredGuy 1

Put on the ring and disappear

todebonekill 2

I'd tap that.

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Comments (175)

hannahcorrine 0

Sorry frodo. Just remember...don't wear the ring

daydreamer244 13

oh come on hobbits are pretty beast.

The_Troller 14

Off*

SkardeyKat 3

Just shave your feet or always keep shoes on. Not a big deal, at least you're not extremely fat and known as Jabba or something.

jallred254 4

I'm really diggin the cat btw

SkardeyKat 3

Thanks, I cracked up when I first saw this picture.

Find a Lord of The Ring nerd whos fetish is hobbits.

Find a Lord of The Ring nerd whos fetish is hobbits.

Sorry i posted this twice. My app randomly crashed after i posted & then i came back to this & there were two..

Well Elijah Wood is pretty sexy so take it as a compliment! :D

FreakingFYou 13

Frroooooddddooooooooooooooo!

pokeychris 6

Shaving them might be a good idea.

hey don't bash hobbits! I ****** love lord of the rings!