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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

I’m going on an adventure!

Today, it turns out that my hairy feet are the most memorable part about me. My family has nicknamed me "The Hobbit". FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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MrBoredGuy 1

Put on the ring and disappear

todebonekill 2

I'd tap that.

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2XxMoNsTeRxX2 0

My parents gave me the same nickname! :P

theaubrey96 0

Haha

may you please tell me where the shyer is ?!?

And this, my fellow FMLers, is why you AVOID GIRLS FROM NEW JERSEY AT ALL COSTS.

I love the amount of Lord of the Rings jokes in here.... ;o

This is so easy to fix! It is just haor and you can shave it, wax, nair, laser removal. Why did you not take care of it?

Its ok, all of the all of the cute boys at my school call me a "hobbit" to. Just because um short, and might have Turners Syndrome...

Don't worry, you're not the only one. My mum calls me Hobbit feet :P

shave them???

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