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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

I’m going on an adventure!

Today, it turns out that my hairy feet are the most memorable part about me. My family has nicknamed me "The Hobbit". FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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MrBoredGuy 1

Put on the ring and disappear

todebonekill 2

I'd tap that.

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Comments (175)

Ew hairy feet? If i were u id shave them if they were that bad

Feet are already nasty enough, but hobbit feet.... EWWWW

Hairy feet gross me out.

Candisalis 0

One word, Razor. Some people have to do it.

I've had worse nicknames...

At least they don't name you tarantula, as I did to my sister.

Elpayasoloco925 0

You too jk i named my self that...my fam called me mr miyagi... I'm not Asian T^T

At my house there just called hobbit feet me and my twin brother have them

I have super hairy feet too, but my family just calls me little chubacca.

zebrapattern 6

one does not simply stop having hairy feet.