Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
I’m going on an adventure!
Today, it turns out that my hairy feet are the most memorable part about me. My family has nicknamed me "The Hobbit". FML
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MrBoredGuy 1
Put on the ring and disappear
todebonekill 2
I'd tap that.
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cmayo 3
Mrs Baggins?
flipflop125 0
Can you feel the wind flowing through your toe hair?
jose18 3
Hobbits saved the world in the lord of the rings
AmandaJillx 6
my ex boyfriend says that about mine, only cause mine are square :)
patrickalamo 48
That is why he is your ex
lollipop77_fml 6
Hair today, gone tomorrow! Do yourself a favour and wax or shave Dear!
KiddNYC1O 22
"Today, I shot myself in the ass with a BB gun. FML" I agree, your life sucks 0. You deserved it 1,000,000.
KiddNYC1O 22
Ok, my bad.
ThatLooksSticky 16
Come up with "flattering" nicknames for the freaks you're related to and see how they like it.
livinthefridge13 1
I'm not liking the grammar in this post,"My family's named me 'the hobbit'" more like "My family nicknamed me 'The Hobbit'" ... *Troll face*
aardvarkish 17
How precious...
satph 12
LOL that's really funny! but you can just wax/shave your feet :)