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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

I’m going on an adventure!

Today, it turns out that my hairy feet are the most memorable part about me. My family has nicknamed me "The Hobbit". FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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MrBoredGuy 1

Put on the ring and disappear

todebonekill 2

I'd tap that.

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Comments (175)

Pizzi_fml 5

Nice try Frodo, Mordor is that way >

Neri1625 2

heeeey, I didn't know you could comment on posts! =D When I posted this, fmylife.com actually reworded my entire post. I had originally written something like "Today, I was lying in the sun on my couch. My dad just happened to notice the ends of the short hair on my feet in the sun and decided to nickname me "the hobbit." FML I promise it's not as bad as you think it is. =P

kenzie_scars 5

I call my own feet hobbit feet because they are slightly hairy and are very wide...

chuksnwali 34

One ring to rule them all.

upgradestorm1 20

I see no problem

stellasue11 38

i shave my feet... so noone picks on me about it... i shave my belly too. im a girl whos hairy unfortunately :(