I LOVED THAT LITTLE GUY
Today, after a surprise candlelit dinner and a two bottles of wine for my birthday, my boyfriend and I decided to take a sexy shower together. It ended with us both drunk, naked, and crying, wedged into a small tub together, talking about our dead pets. FML
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rotflqtms_ 21
Wow, how romantic... Dead pets and crying...
KBeatz 5
OP: "Now that I see you naked, it reminds me of my dead dog!" T_T
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valdancer99 0
My parakeet died when I was 9.
pavlovaaLOVE 7
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Killer_fel 15
Cool story bro
jtthegr8 26
My rock died when i was...wait rocks don't die, that guy is living forever :D
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Yes! Finally, my life is complete! I now know that #11's parakeet died when she was 9! My bucket list is finished.
wildsweetchild 19
At least you guys connect on the emotional level too and now have something to remember. ;)
heitwl 1
And hangovers
Ozuru 11
Alcohol can do that to people...
NoReservations 9
That's actually really cute. I love when boys cry. A lot.
NoReservations 9
Jesus. In the negatives already. In case you suffer from ignorance, my point is that it's cute for them to open up to you like that. If my boyfriend was afraid to cry in front of me, I would feel like I was doing something wrong, like not making him feel comfortable enough.
NoReservations 9
Man, each of these thumbs downs are like stabs to the heart. I'm gonna spit blood.
hockeyoceancity 13
17- I understand, i don't know why you're getting thumbed down. My ex thought the same thing, if i showed emotions to something, it was cute that i cared for something to cry and felt comforable showing them feelings around her.
pavlovaaLOVE 7
I like it when guys aren't afraid to open up aswell. But I think the problem here is that they were about to have sex and then it somehow changes to conversing about dead pets.. That shouldn't happen.. Not at that particular moment.
NoReservations 9
Thank you! You seem to understand my comments more than most have so far. I SWEAR someone is looking specifically for my comments to thumb them down. I made comments about Adventure Time (I think you did too) thumbed down. All three of my comments. I shared an anecdote about being teased when changing in a locker room because of the words printed on my underwear, thumbed down. I really don't freaking understand. Lol, but anyway, yeah I think it's adorable for my boyfriend to cry in front of me, of course I'm not heartless, and I console him. But it's mostly adorable because it's been at times when he thought he was going to have to move away from me, or couldn't be with me. The most recent was when I told him my mom wanted us to break up, it was at school, and he cried into my shoulder, a lot. A noisy, sobbing cry. It was heart wrenching to witness, but I'm glad he's that comfortable with me.
hockeyoceancity 13
Lmao yeah cuddling together crying isn't suppose to happen untill after sex. They jumped one step.
NoReservations 9
Emotional relief sex? It could be a new thing.
swedishviking 3
I think they thumbed you down because of your picture, you're kind of bending over and I don't think that's appreciated... Just guessing
charvisioku 22
Someone appears to have a grudge. Despite never meeting you before.... how cute. And as for the person saying people won't like your picture because you're "bending down"... the only people I can think of who'd care are bitter old spinsters xD Good lord. Well I agree with you anyway, it's good for a guy to be able to open up.
n3rdzgotskillz 29
46 - Well if she's getting thumbed down for her picture then the people on this website are more ridiculous than I first thought. There's nothing wrong with her picture, she looks perfectly fine.
Doxy 22
Maybe you're getting thumbed down for over-sharing?
reddudeover 2
14 - Do I need to tell u the rules of FML club?
ManInTheMachine 20
70- I got your back: 1.) Don't talk about FML club. 2.) Always listen to DocBastard. Trust me, he's a doctor. 3.) Don't bitch about thumbs down, or throw around insults because of it. 4.) Never ask Noor if she's a nun. 5.) Never comment with 'That sucks' or 'Wow'. 6.) Respect the Staff's authority. Or they'll find you. I forget the rest, but you get the point.
NoReservations 9
If it's for my picture, that's just unreasonable. I take pictures like that all the time, I don't even have boobs anyway. That's my boyfriend's hat too. I know I look like a bitch in it, but seriously? Not even taking the time to read my comment? I literally have no idea why it would get thumbed down. Unless they think I should shun boys who cry amidst others. I tried to elaborate on it, in case they thought I meant I just generally like to watch people cry/be in pain. I very well know Fml, I have been reading comments for years now. I've had a few other accounts as well. I just had to make a new one because something went wrong with them.
ManInTheMachine 20
Are you in ******* denial? The reason you're being thumbed down isn't because of your picture. It's because people disagreed with you, and then you called them ignorant for having a different opinion to yours. Nobody gives a **** about your thumb down sob story. If you can't take being thumbed down, then you shouldn't be on this site. We all have been thumbed down before. I get thumbed down all the time, but I don't bitch about it. Get over it.
freshlybreezy 15
I agree with you. I hate that society makes guys think that if they cry they're weak. My boyfriend always says that cowboys don't cry...especially in front of women it's the dumbest thing ever! We're all human and we all have emotions. I'm honestly more worried when I don't see any emotion than when I see him crying. Guys need to man up and be proud that their emotional.
NoReservations 9
122- I just like to comfort him, and make him feel better when he cries. I'd rather him cry in front of me where I can make it better, than hold it in until he's alone and feels worse. Plus I don't want him to feel like he has to be the stronger one in the relationship. I honestly think all of it should be 50/50 and as close to fair as possible.
cuttz911 3
It's probably your boyfriend thumbing you down for telling everyone how much he cries!
hockeyoceancity 13
113- Is that your boyfriend's hat you're wearing in your new picture?:p lmao and yeah i did comment on the adventure time TV show. I gusss FML people are against anything that is the slightest bit trippy looking lol. That show is amazing i don't care what anyone says! But no offense to FML people but i would give up on them... They seem to stubborn to understanding other people's views on things unless it's commenting positively on their views. Very few who are open to listening nowadays. Little sad if you ask me and i'm sure someone will try to bash on me after this lol but you're not alone with getting bombarded with negatives, i get half my comments deleted lmao.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Wait wait wait. You dont have boobs? Take some of mine, I need some relief! Seriously, people who wish they had tig ol' bitties are in for a big surprise.
NoReservations 9
Yeah, it is my boyfriends hat :3 I'd love to get a half boob donation, I'm around an A or a B. You know I really have no idea, I've lost some weight and the boobs/butt always go first.
ant1ion 12
That will be something you guys look back on and laugh at
ant1ion 12
D:
False_Stupidity 42
Or cry over the next time you have a drunk sexy shower.
BrokenBoyx 0
Two bottles of wine, no 'a'
gingeryginger 1
why pets??
nefertari_fml 2
Sounds like you're really close. Sure, you didn't get to have sexy time, but this doesn't seem really fml-ish. You BOTH got drunk and emotional together.
Allornone 35
That's how all my dates end...
pavlovaaLOVE 7
Win!
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
Whatever does it for you OP.