Today, my girlfriend told me that her fear of PDA has gotten so bad, she doesn't think she'll even be able to kiss me on our wedding day. Her parents are going be there and she can't imagine showing affection in front of other people, let alone her parents. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend's 8-year-old daughter decided that I'm going to marry her mom and send her to an orphanage. I blurted out, "Marriage?! No one's talking about marriage!" Now my girlfriend is mad at me, and her daughter is still scared of me. FML
Today, my fiancée told me she can't marry me. Our wedding day is tomorrow and around 20 of our 180 guests attending have travelled half way around the world just for the occasion. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's extended family for the first time. Her family kept telling her how much I looked and acted like her older brother and I'm guessing by the end of the day she agreed, because now she pulls away and gags when I try to kiss her. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML
Today, despite the fact of being together two years, and having a daughter, my fiancée still refuses to tell her parents about us. We're getting married in six months. FML
Today, in front of family and friends, as I got down on one knee, my girlfriend fainted. Her father, a lawyer, rushed over and said, "Anything she says for the next 72 hours is not legally binding" and whisked her away. FML
Today, my fiancé won't tell people we're engaged because his mother doesn't approve, and he doesn't want to upset her. FML
Today, during our wedding, my wife tried to dodge The Kiss. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to accept, but that she'd basically have to get her mom's permission first. Apparently the answer was no. The worst thing is that she really is this unhealthily dependent on her mom, and probably wasn't lying about needing her permission. FML
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Top comments
DomoCarter 8
That's tough. There's nothing wrong with her, she's just very insecure. Either she'll get over it or feel EXTREMELY guilty /: Hopefully her opinion changes as you help her pick up her self esteem
qwtf 14
Therapy. Quickly.
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Comments (107)
EmoKami 21
Better start practicing! Start by kissing in front of your windows or by going to parks, doesn't have to be long...but if you can show her there's nothing to fear maybe she'll come around.
HofstraGirl 14
Holding hands in public is a great way to start. I completely agree with the whole practice thing #13.
danielhartlesss 13
Maybe on the honeymoon yall can go all the way and hold hands
xninix_fml 36
Well if they're alone it won't matter.
Sansational_ 18
kek
LeavenSilva 27
Maybe when the moment arrives she'll want it enough that she'll be able to overcome her anxiety.
xninix_fml 36
Yeah hopefully op :)
UhHuhHoney 20
Aw! I remember I was like that but with time that changed.
WitEluded 13
"Has gotten so bad" implies it is getting worse. She needs to talk to someone.
man_in_black08 28
She is fine. Kissing is something very affectionate and many people would rather show their affection within their private lives instead.
Jkjklkl 14
Just tell everyone to turn around first
Sideshowray94 8
Therapy before she becomes psychotic!
chriisteex 10
When my aunt got married, she covered their faces with a transparent paper fan because she's too thinks PDA is awry. It was still very much romantic!
chriisteex 10
I forgot to mention that I'm Asian so it wasn't really unorthodox at all because it sort of went with the theme. At first she was like "no I can't kiss you in front of my family!" Then she pulled out the fan. It was chuckles and aw's!
jetsnation 5
lol go to Vegas