Today, my girlfriend told me that her fear of PDA has gotten so bad, she doesn't think she'll even be able to kiss me on our wedding day. Her parents are going be there and she can't imagine showing affection in front of other people, let alone her parents. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend's 8-year-old daughter decided that I'm going to marry her mom and send her to an orphanage. I blurted out, "Marriage?! No one's talking about marriage!" Now my girlfriend is mad at me, and her daughter is still scared of me. FML
Today, my fiancée told me she can't marry me. Our wedding day is tomorrow and around 20 of our 180 guests attending have travelled half way around the world just for the occasion. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's extended family for the first time. Her family kept telling her how much I looked and acted like her older brother and I'm guessing by the end of the day she agreed, because now she pulls away and gags when I try to kiss her. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML
Today, despite the fact of being together two years, and having a daughter, my fiancée still refuses to tell her parents about us. We're getting married in six months. FML
Today, in front of family and friends, as I got down on one knee, my girlfriend fainted. Her father, a lawyer, rushed over and said, "Anything she says for the next 72 hours is not legally binding" and whisked her away. FML
Today, my fiancé won't tell people we're engaged because his mother doesn't approve, and he doesn't want to upset her. FML
Today, during our wedding, my wife tried to dodge The Kiss. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to accept, but that she'd basically have to get her mom's permission first. Apparently the answer was no. The worst thing is that she really is this unhealthily dependent on her mom, and probably wasn't lying about needing her permission. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
DomoCarter 8
That's tough. There's nothing wrong with her, she's just very insecure. Either she'll get over it or feel EXTREMELY guilty /: Hopefully her opinion changes as you help her pick up her self esteem
qwtf 14
Therapy. Quickly.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (107)
xivoricbutterfly 25
My aunt covered her and her husbands face in her veil it was adorable maybe you guys can do the same
Harold6858 9
Just lick the side of her face instead of kissing her
jkp1291 25
Just ask everyone to look away. Maybe get some bags to put over their heads.
BlondePsycho 43
Two bags with painted faces on them smash into each other for a kiss, sounds like a hilarious wedding!
Kahli21 15
She needs to talk to someone about it, but in the meantime... Think about kissing her hand or her forehead instead. Both would be completely adorable and sweet, and not become an awkward moment.
CaliCassanova 14
THERAPY and open family discussion!!
erriiinn 9
I'm the same and I feel bad for him because he likes being all kissy
YepThatsMeee 23
Then do something about it.
fabcade 14
technically you don't have to kiss you could hug shake hands or exchange gifts. hope that helps
8Dirty1 24
ohh well you love her and you accept her for who she is right? just accept it and get over it
askingandy 23
Try talking to her about anxiety medication. I have severe anxiety, like just the thought of being near the cafeteria in school had me in the verge of a heart attack. But I've been on Prozac for a while and my reaction to stupid shit like that has lessened. Hopefully it could help her, too. She'll need therapy with it, though, to help fix her problem so she can live without medication.
Bunny21 11
Just want to say I'm proud of you for trying to find solutions and not just allowing your anxiety rule you. This may not mean much coming from a stranger but you're a ******* fighter! Keep it up, it's truly worth it.
tossaway2321 5
You know you don't have to have a wedding to get married