Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML
Today, my toddler finally used the potty for the first time. I was so excited, I FaceTimed my mom to show her. My kid then proudly picked up the potty bowl and dumped it on my lap. FML
Today, the little boy I nanny for finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushed while he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML
Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML
Today, my 3-year-old came to me very excited because he had gone to the bathroom by himself for the first time. What he did not tell me was that he had shit on the floor, and when I went into the bathroom to check, I slipped on a turd and knocked myself out on the sink. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML
Today, I finally convinced my son to use the potty. Later, he saw a show on TV about a toilet monster. Now he's too scared to even step foot into the bathroom. Here's to another few months of diaper changes. FML
Today, my two year-old is being potty trained. He got the gist of it and actually did #1 and #2 in the potty and after our little celebratory dance, I went to get him a cookie (which took me two seconds). I come back to see him covered in shit and pee because he tried to go empty the potty himself. FML
Today, my daughter watched a potty training video on Sesame Street. In the middle of the video, she got up and ran to her potty to practice. She then announced, "All done!", and proudly closed the lid to her potty. She then immediately stood on top of it and peed. FML
Today, in an attempt to potty train my step-son, my boyfriend and I put underwear on him, hoping that when he peed himself, he would realize using the potty is the way to go. Instead, he peed while sitting on the couch, got up, took off the underwear, and then switched seats. FML
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flockz 20
marking his territory. he's gonna ask for a sandwich next.
Infamous_Hawk 6
Congradulations, I guess.
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Comments (98)
Bonghittinglover 3
Loool, the kid pisses on the ground around the toilet and flushes the toilet and says, "I'm a big kid now!"
jonn090 13
OMG IM WALKING PN SUNSHINE * pisses on floor* let me walk on sunshine a little more * pissssss*
jonn090 13
on*
supimnyancat 9
You must be pissed.
indistructo 3
kids these days *shales head sadly*
wannbaussiegurl 4
well your miss these days eventually when you have to clean sperm off of walls, floors, and anything else he aims at! lol
Cinn_fml 23
He hasn't quite got there yet. It's annoying to have to clean it up, but it can be summed up with one word; kids.
BWill9014 4
Ah... The classic "learn a new skill and then ironically fail at it 2 seconds later due to excitement" funny stuff
bballbab05 3
Soo he hasn't real learned has he
J_Shorty_17 6
how did he pee all over the floor if he just went to pee lol... ?
randomchick15 0
At least he's learning
Ashara 15
So cute at that age...when they're not peeing on the floor lol
SayPeanuts 29
Ignore this...it was an accident.
mismonroe 0
And this will never stop.