Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. To this, she said, "You need to meet more people."FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She didn't say no, she didn't faint, and she didn't cry. She just stared at me blankly and said, "But... why...?" FML
Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML
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Tripartita 45
Ooh, she's suggesting a pre-proposal scavenger hunt! How romantic! On the hunt should be such things as: • A person over 7 ft tall. • A person under 4 ft tall (no kids, you cheater). • A person dressed all in black. • A person who is wearing an apron backwards like a cape. • A butcher. • A baker. • A candlestick maker.
hussamhasi 22
You really should , she's not the one .
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Comments (43)
JZY1989 23
Maybe a good idea to that. apparently she either has met someone else or has no intentions of going further with you.
janfleury 19
Time to move on. From her comment she does not deserve you or your love.
RoboCunnilingus 23
When I propose, I imagine my wife saying something similar to me. I'm not the most social person so a bachelor party and stuff may be tough.
maximus32547 2
I hope that was as in yes, but i am gonna have amor of brides maids so I need you to have enough groomsmen
Zmanryan3 9
And then you responded with fine then you done get out of my house I'll find another girl to love.
newclassics1999 3
Damn, not even a "sorry, but no."
Mathalamus 25
i wouldn't bother with that, to be honest... if you don't want to meet new people, then don't. its not up to her.
ViewsFromThe305 7
Go meet more people then get more happy then you ever were with those people and then propose to one of them.
PhoenixChick 26
Did SHE know she was your girlfriend before the proposal? Or by "girlfriend" did you mean you proposed to your barista?
Biker187 13
WTF, kill the Machine before it's too late, it's ruining your relationship. Damn, this is how Terminator started.
Biker187 13
Realized this was posted to wrong person. At least you found out now than after the fact, Seriously, dump her and find another girl that deserves your attention..