Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. To this, she said, "You need to meet more people."FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She didn't say no, she didn't faint, and she didn't cry. She just stared at me blankly and said, "But... why...?" FML
Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML
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Tripartita 45
Ooh, she's suggesting a pre-proposal scavenger hunt! How romantic! On the hunt should be such things as: • A person over 7 ft tall. • A person under 4 ft tall (no kids, you cheater). • A person dressed all in black. • A person who is wearing an apron backwards like a cape. • A butcher. • A baker. • A candlestick maker.
hussamhasi 22
You really should , she's not the one .
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Comments (43)
soulreaper12296 28
Maybe that's her way of saying "Yes, but get more friends first because I want a huge wedding with lots of people"?
Lyrasint 6
She doesn't deserve you kiddo!
Tyler_Posey 18
Leave her and hang out with your friends, she's obviously not worth your time.
erjar281 5
****
withered 30
**** for rejecting marriage when they don't want it? I thought that is how it works. You say no if you do not want it and yes if you do. Silly me.
usnwife 18
She totally has the right to say no, but she could have been polite about it. If they have been in a relationship serious enough for a proposal I would hope she would have a little respect for him to at least try to not be a bitch about saying no...
withered 30
By her response I assume you proposed out of the blue. I really do not understand why people still do this. Marriage is a big decision and it takes TWO people to do it. You SHOULD discuss it with your partner beforehand and not propose simply because YOU want it. Or at least don't be offended if they reject you if you decide "Oh I want marriage. Don't know if my partner wants it. I should propose!". YDI.
Yourbae 3
Is she really your girlfriend? Or is this one of those stalker-type situations?
graphicstyle7 17
It may be time to move on. Sounds like she is not interested in long-term
Shadowtrooper34 16
maybe she wants you to have more friends? sorry OP, I got nothin