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Today, I walked in on my mom taking nude pictures of herself in the kitchen, with only a Santa hat on. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom taking nude pictures of herself in the kitchen, with only a Santa hat on. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my mom taking nude pictures of herself in the kitchen, wearing just a Santa hat. FML
Today, my mom asked me to take a picture of her and a friend before they went out to dinner. I was getting ready to take the picture when I noticed the box showing the most recent picture. It was a nude. Of my mom. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML
Today, I woke up and had a flick through my camera photos. To my disgust my mother had taken pictures of herself, drunk out of her mind, naked with goggles on in our hot tub. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom, my dad, Sarah, and Sarah's husband James making dinner in the kitchen. Completely naked. At 2 p.m. They weren't cooking anything to eat. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
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timmy455 0
that's hot
IsabellaC 0
what a hoe!
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Ricky23J 0
pics or it didn't happen
PincheEdgarr 0
hahahahaha xD is your mum hot?
AarionHailey 0
I'm guessing not if he had to post the blinding moment on the Internet for everyone to see.:)
SoulessRed 0
any chance i can get those pics? XD but in all seriosness that sux, if that happened to me im pretty sure i would run away from home lol
WeaponsOfMassDDD 0
trying on her Halloween costume?
venturestar 0
is your mom hot? lol jk but fyl dude.
FirstBornUnicorn 0
That's more of an fml for your mom. Having your son/daughter walking in on you taking nude pics of yourself.
GuitarPlaya7 0
it's more like an fml for both of them
perdix 31
Good thing you walked in before the elves came!
FMLephant 2
OP didn't mention it being an elf orgy
perdix 31
I've seen enough **** to know how these things go. First, it starts with a lonely woman pleasuring herself, when all of a sudden, a band of strapping, virile elves show up, and. . . ho, ho, ho! The OP doesn't need to say it explicitly -- those of us "in the know" can figure where it was going to go from there ;)
kibitzertriplet 6
Surprise! That's your "from the family" Christmas photo!
AhaMhuhaha 0
idk about your christmas but somebody is going to be very happy about their present:P
oldenuff2party 3
that's really hot. I should ask my gf to do that