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Today, I walked in on my mom taking nude pictures of herself in the kitchen, with only a Santa hat on. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom taking nude pictures of herself in the kitchen, with only a Santa hat on. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my mom taking nude pictures of herself in the kitchen, wearing just a Santa hat. FML
Today, my mom asked me to take a picture of her and a friend before they went out to dinner. I was getting ready to take the picture when I noticed the box showing the most recent picture. It was a nude. Of my mom. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML
Today, I woke up and had a flick through my camera photos. To my disgust my mother had taken pictures of herself, drunk out of her mind, naked with goggles on in our hot tub. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom, my dad, Sarah, and Sarah's husband James making dinner in the kitchen. Completely naked. At 2 p.m. They weren't cooking anything to eat. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
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timmy455 0
that's hot
IsabellaC 0
what a hoe!
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Comments (195)
abcpaula 0
LOL your mom must be a milf, fyl.
JABabY 0
Fhl lol
Dirtbikeguy2009 0
pics or it didn't happen!
porter12 0
ha awesome mom
sumperson 0
i saw them, she is sooooo haawwt. her **** r beautiful
sumperson 0
i saw them, she is sooooo haawwt. her **** r beautiful
perdix 31
Thanks, then that comment is for you! I was thinking about writing "before the elves came in," but I liked the ambiguity created if I omitted the word "in." I glad you were sharp enough to catch it!
snapper126 0
what's her number?
BLONDZIK 0
imacherrio 0
ewww in the kitchen? nasty! dang i bet ur scarred for life now specially if ur mom is old
MC_Telepathy 0
id like to see you naked in a santa hat
phatdaddy62 23
you're a dumb little ****.
themclovin101 0
sexy !