Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML
Today, my father tripped over the dog and hit a wall. He was so convinced his arm was broken that we waited for 3 hours in emergency to find out he had a bruise. FML
Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
Today, my neighbor's dog bit me, it was extremely painful. The gash in my leg was deep and bleeding like crazy. When I finally got into my house screaming in agonizing pain, my mother said "Quit bitching, walk it off and you'll be fine." My leg is purple now. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
Today, I heard my dad screaming in the hallway. Thinking he was having a heart attack I ran to the hall without looking where I was going. I slipped and slid towards my dad in what turned out to be a mass quantity of diarrhea from one of my two dogs. He was screaming because he stepped in it. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I saw an ambulance pull into my driveway with its sirens blaring. Thinking it could be for my sick father, I started frantically sprinting. I managed to trip on my pant-leg, twisting my ankle in the process. They were just turning around in my driveway. FML
Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML
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superrocket19 17
I'm sorry op... Hopefully your leg gets better!
stupidface15 16
who won
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Comments (56)
Blarne 9
Is your neighbor by any chance Dingleberg`?
poopface82 25
He should have simply kicked him in the balls and then gotten you to the hospital. Would've been faster and conveyed the same message.
daydreamer244 13
This must be missing some sort of context, otherwise your dad's not very good at judging the gravitation of situations. somehow he finds dog poop more important than his child being hurt.
wvcheesehead 13
Maybe he was trying to convince the neighbor you slipped on a dog turd. Threatening a lawsuit.
fictionaldiary 11
How the hell does someone deserve this? Do you realize how much breaking your leg hurts?
annunaki_fml 11
hahah that awkward moment. hope ur leg gets betta brotha
DirtRider500R 3
Okay, story time. Last June I broke my leg in a hard landing in motocross. (Didn't crash, just landed VERY hard) I went another 100 yards before I decided to pull over. Loaded up, and headed to the hospital. On the way I decided it was hungry/had to use the bathroom. Stopped at McDonalds, HOPPED ON ONE LEG through the restaurant to go to the bathroom/get in line to get food. Finally arrived at the hospital three hours later (and hopped through most of that on one leg as well). So it's safe to say that I know the pain (and have a heck of a pain tolerance). Hope ya heal quick. Vitamin D pills and milk help a good bit. I was in a walking boot a few months after the incident :)
bgorch01 11
How inconsiderate, he was in the middle of an argument. Next time, stop moaning so he can argue peacefully. How rude. (Note the sarcasm to those who take things seriously.)
Ghastly_fml 15
Hope your leg heals soon! That must've been a shit load of pain to sit through while he argued about some shit. :O)
try1995 6
Even though your father should have dealt with the dog ******** in his lawn argument later. The neighbor is an ass for letting his dog shit on yalls lawn and hope your leg gets better OP.