Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML
Today, my father tripped over the dog and hit a wall. He was so convinced his arm was broken that we waited for 3 hours in emergency to find out he had a bruise. FML
Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
Today, my neighbor's dog bit me, it was extremely painful. The gash in my leg was deep and bleeding like crazy. When I finally got into my house screaming in agonizing pain, my mother said "Quit bitching, walk it off and you'll be fine." My leg is purple now. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
Today, I heard my dad screaming in the hallway. Thinking he was having a heart attack I ran to the hall without looking where I was going. I slipped and slid towards my dad in what turned out to be a mass quantity of diarrhea from one of my two dogs. He was screaming because he stepped in it. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I saw an ambulance pull into my driveway with its sirens blaring. Thinking it could be for my sick father, I started frantically sprinting. I managed to trip on my pant-leg, twisting my ankle in the process. They were just turning around in my driveway. FML
Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML
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superrocket19 17
I'm sorry op... Hopefully your leg gets better!
stupidface15 16
who won
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pkts11 16
I can relate. Last summer I broke my foot and my friend was helping me to his car but then stopped at the sidewalk and walked to the driver side and got in and told me to get it when I couldn't walk. Then he drove around for a half hour before dropping me off at home and had me hop into my apartment. He didn't mean to he was just slow on the whole broken foot and I thought it was sprained at the time
k_mysterious 7
U made up the story!no father can ever behave this way!
kasmol 16
Maybe it would have helped to crawl out of the car and shit on the lawn. Dad would have at least noticed, giving you an opportunity to remind him of the broken leg.
BiNeko 12
I broke my leg the same way, I know your feels D:
mindthief 17
So how are you planning the revenge?
worldclassrager 41
Not the right time...you should be priority #1...if it was my left leg broken I would have drove there myself...if this is not an American FML right leg broken then
blackonblight 33
Driving in that much pain would be a danger to everyone on the road. You can't expect someone with a freshly broken leg to be able to concentrate enough to drive safely.
Dave_Davington 35
Not to mention, you're royally ****** if you happen to drive a manual.
Ambrily 27
Your dad has a great sense of priorities!
underthesea12 24
I hope the dog stops crapping in your yard!
btrag97 13
Where you in a crappy mood?
ranzan 7
569 of "you deserved it", idiot people these days -.-
UnluckyLolfire 15
Most of the time, they are mobile users who accidentally hit YDI(which is very easy to do), and cannot undo it(FML doesn't let you.)