Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML
Today, my father tripped over the dog and hit a wall. He was so convinced his arm was broken that we waited for 3 hours in emergency to find out he had a bruise. FML
Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
Today, my neighbor's dog bit me, it was extremely painful. The gash in my leg was deep and bleeding like crazy. When I finally got into my house screaming in agonizing pain, my mother said "Quit bitching, walk it off and you'll be fine." My leg is purple now. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
Today, I heard my dad screaming in the hallway. Thinking he was having a heart attack I ran to the hall without looking where I was going. I slipped and slid towards my dad in what turned out to be a mass quantity of diarrhea from one of my two dogs. He was screaming because he stepped in it. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I saw an ambulance pull into my driveway with its sirens blaring. Thinking it could be for my sick father, I started frantically sprinting. I managed to trip on my pant-leg, twisting my ankle in the process. They were just turning around in my driveway. FML
Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML
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superrocket19 17
I'm sorry op... Hopefully your leg gets better!
stupidface15 16
who won
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Comments (56)
blancoing 14
Well on the bright side, at least you won't step in any dog poop after you heal...
PrincessCastiel 27
How could he...! Let their dog shit in his yard? How inconsiderate of him. OH I mean yes inconsiderate for him leaving his hurt daughter in the car- hmm yes
Maxcrss 7
This sounds like a personal problem.
Miss_Whipped 43
All problems on FML are personal problems. That's the beauty of it.
KVKdragon 26
Well, then. He's certainly got his priorities in order... -_-
breakinlegs 19
did you at least lose the baby?
Alexis2742 31
What?
kasmol 16
Chocolate, it crunches the soul, reminding us of the morsels of fiber that make each day something to exhale about. What?!? This makes as much sense as your comment about the baby.
Miss_Whipped 43
I think it's about time to stop using drugs, #34.
HeyTherexxx 21
22- I think OP fell down accidentally, not purposely.
Noah98 20
What a shitty situation
ReeceThePiece69 6
You are a menace to society.
aimzskee 30
A bit like your pun.
r00nie 10
Broken bones heal, the vision of dog shit on your door does not!
Brookeyloo99 7
that sucks✌️
rocha1485 1
Your dad is awesome, now you know you can handle 15 min of pain.
wanted_2_want 40
Surely you regretted not calling an ambulance. Sorry OP
Godsofdracos 15
Who calls an ambulance over a broken leg?? Unless that shit is in a W shape and bones are everywhere while you're bleeding to death, then you probably shouldn't call them. There are many people out there that could use their help more than one person with a broken leg. Not to mention it'll probably take 10 min to get there...
langenbrat 8
45, I called an ambulance when I broke my ankle. it was just me and my two year old son and I had no help at all. also, it may take 10 minutes to get there but they almost immediately give you pain medication. OP, I feel your pain. I was sitting on snow and ice for 20 min trying to corral a toddler until the ambulance arrived. I promise you are stronger than the pain. I won't lie, it's gonna suck, but you'll come out stronger than before.
Godsofdracos 15
Those are entirely different circumstances, sure if you're the only one there, call an ambulance. YOU would be one of the people who needed it since I hope no one tries to drive themselves to the hospital with a broken bone. But, calling an ambulance when someone is there who is perfectly capable of driving you there or just because you get a feel good shot when they get there is dogshit.