Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML
Today, my father tripped over the dog and hit a wall. He was so convinced his arm was broken that we waited for 3 hours in emergency to find out he had a bruise. FML
Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
Today, my neighbor's dog bit me, it was extremely painful. The gash in my leg was deep and bleeding like crazy. When I finally got into my house screaming in agonizing pain, my mother said "Quit bitching, walk it off and you'll be fine." My leg is purple now. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
Today, I heard my dad screaming in the hallway. Thinking he was having a heart attack I ran to the hall without looking where I was going. I slipped and slid towards my dad in what turned out to be a mass quantity of diarrhea from one of my two dogs. He was screaming because he stepped in it. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I saw an ambulance pull into my driveway with its sirens blaring. Thinking it could be for my sick father, I started frantically sprinting. I managed to trip on my pant-leg, twisting my ankle in the process. They were just turning around in my driveway. FML
Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
superrocket19 17
I'm sorry op... Hopefully your leg gets better!
stupidface15 16
who won
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (56)
Dave_Davington 35
I guess your leg wasn't the only thing in that snapped.
nitant 13
You are not the queen of this planet. Your dad doesn't OWE it to you, he chooses to do it for you. Respect his freedoms too, and understand that he too is a human.
zippocobalt6 14
Decency and common sense tell you to help someone with a broken leg.
limabeans101029 21
50- I think all parents should owe it to their kids to help them if they break their leg.
khaled_almu 13
This is kind of test of Patience, by the way how won:-)
telli164 30
This is hilarious but I'm sorry for laughing OP! Hope your leg gets better soon :)
andresdeg11 7
I feel your pain dude! Just broke my leg too!
wysegirl 24
could be worse my mom let me have a broken wrist over night to where the doctor had to rebreak it so the could set it properly before they casted it
siggy_mcsigx 22
That's when you lean on the horn and keep it down until he walks back to you!
blackonblight 33
After two minutes I would have been laying on the horn. But I'm a baby when it comes to pain. (High threshold, zero tolerance)
dildosaurus_rex 8
I'd say "break a leg" for Goodluck- but it appears you already did so ;) Hope you don't spend too long in a cast!! :)
mathilde92_fml 6
I hope that you will get better :) !