Today, my cat got his head stuck in the handle of a plastic bag while snooping. Unfortunately, it was the bag I use to put his turds in after scooping them from the litter tray. With the bag trapped around his neck, he got spooked, then ran around the house, spreading turds from the bag as he fled. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
Today, I caught my dog attempting to shit on the carpet. When I saw him, I screamed. Startled, he ran around the house, continuing to take his shit. Now, I don't have to clean up a nice pile, I get to go on a scavenger hunt and find all of the scattered turds. FML
Today, I noticed a string was following behind our family cat. After close inspection I realized it was a plastic kite string he partially digested. I had to pull the other three feet of plastic kite tail from his rectum. He purred the entire time. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML
Today, my cat had a long dingleberry hanging off his butt. He decided the best way to get rid of it was to freak out and run around the house, shaking shit everywhere. To make it worse, he then licked his still shit covered butt, made a face and promptly threw up. Guess my cat isn’t the brightest. FML
Today, I came home to find that my sweet kitten had gotten out and dragged a bird inside, where he ripped it to shreds. I found the bird's head in my underwear drawer. FML
Today, I was walking my dog and he stopped to take a crap. While he was doing his business, I saw something white coming out of his butt that just wouldn't budge. He started whimpering and I stepped in to help him. I pulled out an entire plastic bag. FML
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Shorterry 7
well that's just shit
MamaChey 24
I doubt that OP keeps a full bag of cat crap in their house. I pictured that OP just cleaned it and the cat was being a cat. Gawd, I hope I’m right & you aren’t. That’d be so gross
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Comments (13)
protoskore 27
at least it's all dry
alycion 39
Piñata impression gone wrong.
Shorterry 7
well that's just shit
ojosRojos 28
You put all of the cat’s poo in one bag which you then keep inside your house? Maybe you should dump the bag whenever you empty the litter box??
Memnoc 26
That would make too much damn sense.
MamaChey 24
I doubt that OP keeps a full bag of cat crap in their house. I pictured that OP just cleaned it and the cat was being a cat. Gawd, I hope I’m right & you aren’t. That’d be so gross
ojosRojos 28
MamaChey I hope you’re right!
sallygee 9
omg. I can totally imagine my cat doing that. yuck!!!
nerd102 19
I don’t know why I read that as dad rather than cat the first time.
Ari_Rocks 8
why let it sit around the house wtf ew just toss it after you're done
rotflqtms_ 21
Unless you were in the process of scooping said turds from the litterbox as that happened, ydi... If you left it there open and not in the garbage then ydi. Why do you have a bag of turds laying around in the first place? When I clean a litter box, I tie the bag and toss it in the outside garbage so it doesn't stink up the house.
icecreamisrad 13
My dog died by getting a plastic bag stuck around her head