Anonymous 19 June 2013, 16:12 Brooklyn, United States

How in hell…?

Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his fingers playing with Play-Doh. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

Same thing different taste

why the fuck would you do that 25 February 2013, 02:57 Phoenix, United States

Teenagers…

Today, my son broke his hand when he and his best friend had the genius idea of punching each other in the fists as hard as they could. FML

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Anonymous 16 August 2017, 16:00

Today, my 3-year-old son put into practice the lesson I taught him yesterday, about how to use a larger piece of Play-Doh to pick up smaller bits. Unfortunately, he used this method to pick up a small bit of poo from his pants with a larger bit of poo direct from the toilet. I was an hour late for work. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff United States

Not too fond of the chair

Today, my son threw the biggest fit in history about going to the dentist. He broke a whole stack of plates, overflowed the bathtub, let the dog loose, and kicked his father when he tried to calm him down. My son is 17. FML

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firestar772 12 June 2013, 06:21 Santa Barbara, United States

Great work, son

Today, I went to pick up my 6-year-old son from his friend's house. They were having a great time, and he didn't want to leave. So, while I wasn't looking, he superglued both his hands to their kitchen table. FML

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Anonymous 28 June 2013, 20:36 Amman, Jordan

Today, my 12-year-old son played QWOP on my laptop. Half an hour later, he virtually destroyed it in a fit of rage. FML

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limping 24 January 2014, 23:10 Canada

Today, as revenge for being grounded for bullying a kid at school, my eight-year-old son flung a handful of Lego into my path as I walked barefoot into the kitchen. I'm still in pain. FML

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Anonymous 27 August 2020, 02:02 Murarrie, Australia

Kids will be kids

Today, my son accidentally damaged another kid in the face with a baseball bat, while blindfolded trying to hit a piñata. Except there was no piñata, or blindfold. FML

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Anonymous 11 September 2011, 19:16 United Kingdom

Today, I had to clean up after the kid who discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML

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GrumpyMonk 21 January 2022, 04:58

Cats are the same

Today, my son was playing with a piece of plastic wrapping and trying not to let it fall to the floor as if it were a balloon. This is after he got some kick ass gifts for Christmas. Kids. FML

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dad 28 April 2024, 20:00 United States

So, here's the thing…

Today, my 6 year-old son and his cousin were play boxing. For fun, I taught them some real moves. I guess my son is a natural but my nephew got hit so hard he fell over and broke his arm. Now I have to explain this to my wife and her sister. FML

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TheDrifter 24

19 June 2013, 22:30

True talent. Hide the modeling clay, it might put him in the ICU.

KainMoogle 21

19 June 2013, 22:32

All I want to know is one thing... How?

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starw0lf 31

20 June 2013, 07:19

Maybe there was one of those PlayDough press toys involved. Those softserve PlayDough ice cream handledispensers take some force to get the PlayDough through. That could be how the OP's son broke his fingers. Or, maybe he smashed his fingers instead of PlayDough on the fast food press one.