Anonymous
Brooklyn, United States
How in hell…?
Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his fingers playing with Play-Doh. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
why the fuck would you do that
Phoenix, United States
Teenagers…
Today, my son broke his hand when he and his best friend had the genius idea of punching each other in the fists as hard as they could. FML
Anonymous
Learning curve
Today, my 3-year-old son put into practice the lesson I taught him yesterday, about how to use a larger piece of Play-Doh to pick up smaller bits. Unfortunately, he used this method to pick up a small bit of poo from his pants with a larger bit of poo direct from the toilet. I was an hour late for work. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Not too fond of the chair
Today, my son threw the biggest fit in history about going to the dentist. He broke a whole stack of plates, overflowed the bathtub, let the dog loose, and kicked his father when he tried to calm him down. My son is 17. FML
firestar772
Santa Barbara, United States
Great work, son
Today, I went to pick up my 6-year-old son from his friend's house. They were having a great time, and he didn't want to leave. So, while I wasn't looking, he superglued both his hands to their kitchen table. FML
Anonymous
Amman, Jordan
Today, my 12-year-old son played QWOP on my laptop. Half an hour later, he virtually destroyed it in a fit of rage. FML
limping
Canada
Today, as revenge for being grounded for bullying a kid at school, my eight-year-old son flung a handful of Lego into my path as I walked barefoot into the kitchen. I'm still in pain. FML
Anonymous
Murarrie, Australia
Kids will be kids
Today, my son accidentally damaged another kid in the face with a baseball bat, while blindfolded trying to hit a piñata. Except there was no piñata, or blindfold. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I had to clean up after the kid who discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML
GrumpyMonk
Cats are the same
Today, my son was playing with a piece of plastic wrapping and trying not to let it fall to the floor as if it were a balloon. This is after he got some kick ass gifts for Christmas. Kids. FML
dad
United States
So, here's the thing…
Today, my 6 year-old son and his cousin were play boxing. For fun, I taught them some real moves. I guess my son is a natural but my nephew got hit so hard he fell over and broke his arm. Now I have to explain this to my wife and her sister. FML
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TheDrifter 24
True talent. Hide the modeling clay, it might put him in the ICU.
KainMoogle 21
All I want to know is one thing... How?
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Comments (131)
Abi123 1
Hey, don't make fun of him, that's some pretty dangerous stuff!
Rapunzel1974 23
So, scissors are clearly going to be out of the question for this kiddo.
Spottedfeather 7
No offense intended, and I normally try to be respectful, but your son is a moron. How the hell do you break your finger on something that's not solid ?
plagiarismo 16
Good lord.
Link5794 18
kuma32792 2
Instructions not clear enough, penis caught in ceiling fan.
electric_rider20 4
I can honestly say that I have my history of violent play-doh. I'm a 15 year old girl....
LLSpanky 24
You could tell us how it can happen then!
justindrew14 29
How does that...wait what???
AlexCanada77 13
How?
Simbaby 23
One thing.... How ???