Anonymous
Brooklyn, United States
How in hell…?
Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his fingers playing with Play-Doh. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
why the fuck would you do that
Phoenix, United States
Teenagers…
Today, my son broke his hand when he and his best friend had the genius idea of punching each other in the fists as hard as they could. FML
Anonymous
Learning curve
Today, my 3-year-old son put into practice the lesson I taught him yesterday, about how to use a larger piece of Play-Doh to pick up smaller bits. Unfortunately, he used this method to pick up a small bit of poo from his pants with a larger bit of poo direct from the toilet. I was an hour late for work. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Not too fond of the chair
Today, my son threw the biggest fit in history about going to the dentist. He broke a whole stack of plates, overflowed the bathtub, let the dog loose, and kicked his father when he tried to calm him down. My son is 17. FML
firestar772
Santa Barbara, United States
Great work, son
Today, I went to pick up my 6-year-old son from his friend's house. They were having a great time, and he didn't want to leave. So, while I wasn't looking, he superglued both his hands to their kitchen table. FML
Anonymous
Amman, Jordan
Today, my 12-year-old son played QWOP on my laptop. Half an hour later, he virtually destroyed it in a fit of rage. FML
limping
Canada
Today, as revenge for being grounded for bullying a kid at school, my eight-year-old son flung a handful of Lego into my path as I walked barefoot into the kitchen. I'm still in pain. FML
Anonymous
Murarrie, Australia
Kids will be kids
Today, my son accidentally damaged another kid in the face with a baseball bat, while blindfolded trying to hit a piñata. Except there was no piñata, or blindfold. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I had to clean up after the kid who discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML
GrumpyMonk
Cats are the same
Today, my son was playing with a piece of plastic wrapping and trying not to let it fall to the floor as if it were a balloon. This is after he got some kick ass gifts for Christmas. Kids. FML
dad
United States
So, here's the thing…
Today, my 6 year-old son and his cousin were play boxing. For fun, I taught them some real moves. I guess my son is a natural but my nephew got hit so hard he fell over and broke his arm. Now I have to explain this to my wife and her sister. FML
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TheDrifter 24
True talent. Hide the modeling clay, it might put him in the ICU.
KainMoogle 21
All I want to know is one thing... How?
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meherm 11
One question: How?
gameover18 17
Mama. I mean this with as much respect as possible. You raised an idiot.
MisterEx 28
First, worry about calcium levels in your son's system. Second, mildly wonder why your sixteen years old son is playing with doh.
TheDrifter 24
Hey now, play doh is great. I still like to reenact the final scene from caddy shack with pay doh and fire crackers.
buckdharma 38
He was Preparing to become independant with his Play Doh McDonald's Playset, but broke his fingers in the hamburger press. His career choice is once again undecided.
cmb8280 24
That's... Impressive.
Kc1001 14
Your 16 year old was playing with Play-Doh? were there toys involved?
kenoswild 14
So now they're going to have warning labels on every play dohs...."surgeon general's warning: this toy may cause broken bones. Use at your own discretion. "
pattayarick 8
Time to get sissy boy a gym membership.
FrankHotpants 31
Maybe it was that mighty puddy stuff that's sold on infomercials, that's some strong stuff.
Soniye 14
You're gonna have to supervise his Play-Doh time from now on. Lol