Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me that I needed to moan louder so that he knew I was enjoying it. Reluctantly, I put a little 'umph' into my moans during the next round. He pulled out and said, "It's just awkward now." FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, I was having amazing sex with this guy I had been seeing for a while. It got really intense, so did my moans. Guys usually like when I moan, but he just put his hands over my mouth and told me to "shut up" because it sounded like "pig noises". FML
Today, while I was in the shower, my boyfriend decided to join me. We were really getting into it and he attempted to lift me up. Not only did I let out a massive fart, he slipped and fell on top of me. He won't stop laughing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML
Today, things began to get hot and heavy between my boyfriend and me. Suddenly, in a deep, sexy voice, he whispered, "God help me for what I'm about to do." Thinking it was just an odd manner of dirty talk, I mumbled about liking it. He then farted very loudly. FML
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Welshite 40
The next step is finding out how many men can fit inside. You'll be a hit at the local circus.
mds9986 24
Stop clowning around and get serious.
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Comments (26)
subscript 15
At least your boyfriend didn't cheat on you
saffy66 34
I'm sorry that happened to you OP, but thanks for giving me a laugh this morning, I certainly needed one.
EarlFug 19
Can you also make balloon animals out of condoms?
RedPillSucks 33
yes. she stuffs them in her ******, wiggles a bit and out comes a wiener dog
rockurheart 9
AHA, thats hilarious hahaha
Xion0014 20
I just imagined it and laughed so hard.
igg125 30
FHL you Killed the mood
amileah13 26
Hey it might have been embarrassing, but hopefully it's something you two can laugh about later :)
beeferjay 34
...me love you long time
Theater_Chef_3 30
That's the best part of a relationship being able to laugh that much at sexual things
worldclassrager 41
Time to practice I guess...
paigexox0 37
Theres probably a fetish for that