Holes
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
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Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, my boyfriend made me cut a hole into the crotch of my pants so that he could discreetly fuck me in the room next to his mother's. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He tried to put it in unerected. He was serious. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
IAMYOURPINEAPPLE 9
Next time, go around to the other side and surprise him.
xAttackAttackx 25
...how big was the hole?
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Comments (174)
docscientist 10
He's preparing for the Glory-Hole Regionals, which could qualify him for nationals, leading to a tour around the world.
docscientist 10
He's preparing for the Glory-Hole Regionals, which could qualify him for nationals, leading to a tour around the world.
Dracoboxer357 36
Lol, I can already see that happening! The judging committee for this spectacular event would have to include Ron Jeremy, Dr Sue Johanson (sex with Sue) and of course Simon from Britain's got talent! Can only imagine the kind of ratings you'd reel in there! ;)
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Is it wrong for a man to stick his P in a H on a W? Man, I never knew that! Thanks for the insight haha.
MineIsBigger 5
Did the wall ****** or was he too small for it as well?
Raybundles 5
Nature's plaster ? He might have a future in carpenting .
MineIsBigger 5
It's like ******* a brick wall...
Okayitwasme 0
He's taking a big chance on a bad spider bite, or worse a rat! Explain that one in emergency!
rachbat00 0
He better be sticking it in your hole now...
kg163401 0
There is probably a reason he stuck his dick in the wall
acidfoxxx 0
Next time go to the other side with ur dog and let ur bf think it's u and record the action. Then u have some handy blackmail footage!
littlemsweirdo 12
Oh um okay..... Three letters Wtf? :) nah just kidding, cause this is totally um normal...... o_O....right?