Holes
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He tried to put it in unerected. He was serious. FML
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Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
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IAMYOURPINEAPPLE 9
Next time, go around to the other side and surprise him.
xAttackAttackx 25
...how big was the hole?
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Comments (174)
massnerder420 4
This sounds like something my boyfriend would do. Dont worry OP youre not alone.
JadedJarOfHearts 3
Oh sometimes I like being single.
derpster 7
being forever alone is so refreshing sometimes. :')
XxHoPPoxX 8
......
MrSexyPants 14
Glory hole :(
nofearjenshere 12
Thats an... interesting form of ************.
nashster2 1
My brother was doing that and I was on the other side of the wall so I poked it with a pin
kg163401 0
.......you had to study this situation entirely too hard
memob123 0
Literally^
Yannismiless 0
LOL
MxM4L1F3 0
jerk
lunalight 0
What kind of person does that
2ndSucks 15
A horny one?
mauguster 15
One who has holes in their walls? And too much free time to think
Sexyhotanna 8
a lonely one
AliceeH 5
he could have put it in worse
8313girl 28
Like a bowl of soup
Somepplschildren 0
Buy lingerie, and an Elton John cd.
BigSlingin 0
Damn that would like... Hurt.
Feverrotes 15
Ahh yes, I remember this one time, my girlfriend got grounded and I had to drill a hole through her bedroom wall to get my pecker in. That was one fine BJ.... (...she was 18 so STFU...)
o76923 8
How was an exterior wall thin enough to allow that?
Feverrotes 15
When a man is determined to accomplish something, nothing is impossible.
oh_your_god 15
I'm calling bullshit.
RedPillSucks 33
Are you sure it was your girlfriend on the other side? (choices: Mom, Dad, Dog)
arlena95 0
Lmao
Dracoboxer357 36
Lmao at #77! It is kind of presumptuous to believe that if you blindly cram your meat through a hole in the wall that it Will be your girlfriend! Mom, dad, dog? Damn, why disclude the vacuum cleaner, the visiting weird uncle or the challenged older brother since we now have a list? Brutal! :) (Of course, that was if I really believed the glory hole fantasy "Driller" here has shared with us. No offense friend, but if you could get away with that, why wouldn't she just open the window and have an actual affectionate moment or conversation or even a kiss or something?) :)
vballcutie08 6
what about the people driving by her house... "oh that guy just has his pants down & is smashed up against the side of the house, it's no biggie, happens all the time around here!" Uhhh...what? Haha
Petunia888 13
Maybe he was her brother in the room next to hers. O_o
Dracoboxer357 36
Lol at #95! nice! And #125....the more I think about it....the more that would make sense....in a disturbing....way.... ;( Ick.