Today, I brought my girlfriend home while my parents were at work, and things got a little heated. We lost track of time, because the next thing we knew, my dad burst into the living room. He doubled over laughing and asked how much I paid her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I brought my boyfriend home, and I introduced him to my parents. Afterwards, I took him to my room so we could have some "bonding" time. Right as things got pretty intense, I heard my dad yell, "Stop faking, honey." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw me on the couch as I walked in the door. I butt dialed my mom in the process. My girlfriend took off my pants and we got to business. After about 30 seconds of hearing what was going on, my mom thought something was wrong and called the cops to my apartment. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it, I whispered in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I then heard behind me, "I am." FML
Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML
Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over after my wife went to work. She looked so sexy in her outfit, I couldn’t resist. I ripped her clothes off and began to do her on my couch… until I heard my daughter’s voice asking, “Dad, who’s that?” Apparently, she was home sick from school. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus." FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML
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starbucksguy 16
Harsh...but come on, how much did you pay?
shift_love 13
Ahhhh dear old dad. Always love to make a mockery of his sons sex life.
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Comments (92)
pdp_fml 21
YDI. Why do these things happen? Couldn't you have at least gone to your bedroom to consummate the nasty?
ismaelp 2
Lol at lease he wasn't mad at you pretty cool dad
kaitlyn2468 0
Lol if I had a guy or a girl over while my mom was out she would kick my ass and kick me out (she has tried before)
klovemachine 24
Doesn't matter had sex :D
Irakli_1 27
Nice one lol ^_^
generalasskicker 12
owned by dad
rascalbryan 0
The real question is, did you finish after he walked in lol
simply_gorgeous 2
Um... why were you guys having sex in the living room in the first plaace?? If things were getting a little heated, you guys should've taken it to the bedroom instead lol
hereinnc 12
Eh I've BTDT and my mom didn't respond nearly as nice as your dad did. Be thankful your Dad has a sense of humor and next time use your room LOL
paigeamassey 5
YOLO!
danial1214 21
You got pwned