Today, I went hiking with my friend. We both had to pee really bad, so we went to the edge of a cliff to relieve ourselves. He peed and it came and hit me in the face. He did it on purpose, so I decided to get him back and peed at him. The wind changed direction and hit me in the face again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML
Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML
Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML
Today, I went on my afternoon stroll to my local park. As I reached the park a little boy was peeing in the bushes nearby. His mother called. As I walked by, he turned, still peeing, right to me. He ended up peeing on the front of my pants and on my shoes. My house is two miles away from the park. FML
Today, at a party, my three friends and I thought it would be fun to urinate in a jug. We dislike the neighbours, so decided to throw the contents of the jug over the fence into their garden. It hit a tree and splashed back. I ended up covered in our piss. FML
Today, I was taking a piss at a urinal when a fly started harassing me. I got so annoyed, I tried to swat it. Didn't go too well. I ended up losing control of my stream, soaking the guy beside me. He busted my face in. FML
Today, I tried to take a piss in the woods, but ended up peeing all over my feet. I still had to hike another five hours in wet shoes. My boyfriend's only comment was, "At least you didn't wet your pants." FML
Today, I started talking to a friend about how he needs to stop overreacting and getting angry very easily. He kicked sand up in the air, and it came back into his eyes. He started getting angry, and when I told him this is what I was talking about, he hit me in the nose. FML
Today, I felt rain on my face. I looked up and saw a man peeing out of a hot air balloon. FML
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Punderful 0
I'd say that you must have been pretty pissed off, but it seems to be just the opposite.
Laxloverr24 0
that's repulsive
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Comments (79)
trizzieb 0
Are you homosexual? It's ok. Just come out and embrace it.
blastvortex 4
Why didn't you just wait until you got back or had to refill your canteens? It would've been much easier to just spike his water/soda/etc. with Ex-Lax.
NorfolkDude 2
Sounds like someone likes a golden shower. Hahahah.
CyclonePsycho 1
Did anyone else's brain hurt trying to read this? I don't like to harp on grammar, but the sentence structure was just gross. Blargh. Anyway, FYL for apparently being six years old. D:
magenkyo 0
ydi for liking to pee with other boys
jessxoxo28 5
wow, thats disgusting, lol
macgruberiscool 0
lol wow gross
fegd 0
Is it bad that I was sort of turned on by the story?
Tigg3r 3
Was it bad that I found that you are an idiot for posting this where everyone can see it!? We don't need to know about your sexual fantasies. Please, keep those kinds of things to yourself.
Roseballs 2
epic fail small dick
daniel1_1 13
fail