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Hiking is fun

By Harry - 29/11/2009 22:53 - United States

Today, I went hiking with my friend. We both had to pee really bad, so we went to the edge of a cliff to relieve ourselves. He peed and it came and hit me in the face. He did it on purpose, so I decided to get him back and peed at him. The wind changed direction and hit me in the face again. FML

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Punderful 0

Monday 30 November 2009 2:17

I'd say that you must have been pretty pissed off, but it seems to be just the opposite.

Laxloverr24 0

Monday 30 November 2009 1:59

that's repulsive

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nm22395 0

Monday 30 November 2009 2:52

Are you both 6 years old or something ?

akayou 0

Monday 30 November 2009 2:58

Kaysl, what r u saying? don't ******* worry bout my comment. but since u did I'm guessing ure one of those dick sucking fags too

hayleyukulele 0

Monday 30 November 2009 2:59

have you ever heard of wind?

fafa123_fml 0

Monday 30 November 2009 3:01

ydi for peeing with a friend, u ****

quackquackquac 0

Monday 30 November 2009 3:08

Better pissed off than pissed on, right? oh, wait...

123e3 0

Monday 30 November 2009 3:10

I went hiking today too. Ugh i hate it

Anteezy 7

Monday 30 November 2009 3:16

you and your friend are gay for watching each others dicks.

carleeto810 0

Monday 30 November 2009 3:34

Oh my god, that's extremely gay and childish. Lets chase eachother around with our penis' and try to pee on eachother! :D .........no.

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Monday 30 November 2009 3:43

Throw him off.... XD;;

Chipl 0

Monday 30 November 2009 3:52

I LOLed at that! Men are so funny.....

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