Today, I was telling my dad how my boyfriend dumped me yesterday. He responded by blowing his nose into his hand, wiping it in my hair, then saying "There, a REAL problem to whine about." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says, "Oh, honey. I don't care… Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML
Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML
Today, my boyfriend has never gotten along with my dad, but this afternoon during what I thought was a completely normal conversation, he just stood up, yelled he couldn’t take my dad anymore, punched him in the nose, dumped me, and drove away. FML
Today, after being dumped by my boyfriend of two years, I poured my heart out to my dad. He nodded and looked sympathetic throughout. Afterwards, I asked him what I should do. He replied, "How the hell should I know?" and awkwardly left my room. FML
Today, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend. He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry like a bitch". FML
Today, I came home in tears after my boyfriend admitted to cheating on me. My dad told me to sit down and tell him everything. He's pretty eccentric, so I wasn't fazed when he put on a pair of sunglasses. When I stopped talking, I noticed his mouth was slightly agape and he was snoring. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
Today, I saw my 22-year-old boyfriend blow his nose into his hand, then wipe his snot on our couch. There was a box of tissues directly in front of him. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I loved him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML
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johnny29 14
dad of the year :/
Brightbulb 40
Your dad could have probably handled that better, but at the same time it will hurt only for a little while and the world will continue spinning.
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Comments (46)
mbock 15
haha haha, your dad sounds like a great person. you're lucky to have him!!!!
suosi 21
...is he psycho or what
kishmobile444 16
sounds like something my dad would do! not to be insensitive, but that made me laugh. not at you, but bc I pictured my father doing that. I'm really sorry you "lost" your bf ... but keep in mind, as great as you may have thought this person was for you, Gupta has someone even better out there for you. if you aren't religious, then just rest assured knowing you will end up with someone prefect for you, more so than the one who didn't realize what he had.
evac32 12
Savage
nanner6206 24
OMG!!! Haha, that's something my Dad would've done. Ugh, miss him being an ass sometimes. RIP Daddy. <3
anonymous17 21
horrible dad, thats all i have to say honestly