Today, I found out that we have six skunks under my shed. While I was mowing the lawn, they all came out and sprayed me. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I was visiting my childhood home, and I checked out my old treehouse. A family of skunks had made it their home, and I was promptly sprayed upon entering. FML
Today, I heard a noise in my garage so I grabbed a baseball bat and went to look. The skunk I stirred was actually better armed than me. FML
Today, I left my bedroom window open to let in some fresh air while I slept. A skunk got in and sprayed my room. FML
Today, I had my window opened slightly, without a screen behind it. I walked into the living room and smelled a skunk. I looked out the window and saw a skunk, so I quickly closed the window. However, it was too late. Before I could do so, it turned and sprayed me, a few meters of my house, and our front porch too. FML
Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML
Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML
Today, I spent five hours in the back seat of a car with two dogs. Both had been sprayed by a skunk earlier in the day. One had a gas problem. FML
Today, I ran over my third skunk in over 16 days. I should probably return my driver's license to the DMV. FML
Today, my house absolutely reeks of skunk after my dog got tagged at 10pm last night and we didn’t realize it until she was already back inside. This is on top of a nasty case of whole body poison ivy my 6 year-old is dealing with, and my wife’s appendix decided to leave the chat last week. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
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TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Lol. Time to contact a vet; they usually know how to deodorize. A vet specializing in exotics or maybe even a ferret shelter could possibly point you in the right direction. Just by all means, call them; don't just drop in >.<
Yousoodeservedit 0
don't let dogs know where they are. they tend to always get sprayed when they are around which is not fun espicially If they are a house dog
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Comments (92)
livrox 0
eww your gonna need a lot of tomatoe juice
FYLDeep 26
Should have been mowing some skunks. Run their asses down.
Moshpoint0 0
Or go Rambo on them with a knife or bow if you're gonna get messy.
FiveStar83 0
lol!!! FYL
xcrushh 0
Ahaha. All 6? Wth? I feel so bad for you.
paduanim1 0
the only thing that works is pure vinegar...bathe in it!
Yousoodeservedit 0
don't let dogs know where they are. they tend to always get sprayed when they are around which is not fun espicially If they are a house dog
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Lol. Time to contact a vet; they usually know how to deodorize. A vet specializing in exotics or maybe even a ferret shelter could possibly point you in the right direction. Just by all means, call them; don't just drop in >.<
EinSteinFYL 0
I think after a massive skunk offensive like that, all hope in deodorizing is lost. The vet might point you toward an auto store, where you can pick up an air-freshener. Hope you like new car smell OP.
HerpiliePurplies 0
Um. You must have done some added agrivation. Skunks don't just spray people.
EinSteinFYL 0
Well, OP was mowing. The loud noises and grass moving would be enough to anger the highly defensive skunks.
cmac86 24
I don't think any amount of tomatoes would take that off of you.
Ashes628 0
wow. They sure showed you who's boss. lol