Today, I was using the bathroom in a department store. When I was finished, I couldn't get the stall door open. I'm claustrophobic and I freaked out and started shouting for help. A 6 year-old boy got the door open for me. It turns out I was pushing when I should have been pulling. FML
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Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom at work. The lock on the stall door broke, and I couldn't open it. I was all alone and I started having a mini panic attack. After several minutes of frantically trying to fix the lock and hyperventilating, I realized I could just crawl under the door. FML
Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML
Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store. After I did a #2, just as I realized the handle on the toilet was broken, a knock came at the door. I tried fixing it for ten minutes, before slipping out the door, to come face to face with two employees coming to fix the toilet. FML
Today, I freaked out when I couldn't get my bathroom door open. After ten minutes of panic when thinking about how I'd be stuck there for at least 8 hours until my roommate would get home, and another five mentally going over survival skills, I realized that I had forgotten to unlock the door. FML
Today, I was using a public restroom when the automatic toilet flushed prematurely. The sudden gush of water startled me so much that I jumped up and slipped, hitting my head on the stall door. A concerned stranger had to help me up. FML
Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML
Today, at a local mini mart, I tried several times to open a door that clearly said "PUSH" by pulling it, much to the amusement to the customers and staff inside. FML
Today, I was in a busy airport bathroom with my three year-old son. While in the process of pulling my pants down, my son decided to open the stall door. I jumped up to yank the door closed, but not before the line of waiting women saw me with my pants wrapped around my ankles. FML
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Top comments
snowsock 0
Maybe you should, I dunno, try it both ways before screaming?
Aelaena 6
this looks oddly familier.. must run in the family
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Comments (98)
beaniebabe 0
4 you spelled genius wrong
RenRen_fml 0
If I was claustrophobic I would freak out first, too. Logic never comes when we're not relaxed.
KoreanLifter0723 0
but this is assuming you've never used a public bathroom before, where you should, regardless of claustrophobia, try to push and/or pull, if your first choice doesn't work.
sonik42 0
What stall makes you push instead of pull? YDI for not thinking
1234five 0
+5 stupid points
mikew85 0
Wow. YDI. Stall doors always open inwards. did you forget during the 5 minutes it too you to take a crap?
SoCalSoldierRR 0
# 69... Add an additional 3 points for a sub total score of 8 stupid points!!!
Toni818 0
Only in South Carolina
Cerataphora 0
It's unfortunate that people aren't compassionate towards his mental illness.
nirvan5a 1
lol, it happens to me a lot, but I do at least both pull and push.
mas19 0
How old are you? XD