Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, I sent my mom a text to tell her about my promotion at work. She responded with, "Who is this?" It turns out that she deleted my number, because I "never call." FML
Today, I received a text saying, "I don't think we should be friends anymore. You're terribly depressing and you make everyone unhappy" followed by, "Oops, wrong person!" and then by, "Sorry, it really is for you". FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying how I hated my job, I felt trapped, and that I was wasting my time working there. A few minutes later, she answered, "That's how I feel about our relationship." FML
Today, I was trying to break up with my boyfriend over text. I was being really careful to phrase it nicely, and I hit send with a sigh of relief. Except I sent the text to my mom, who now keeps sending me unsolicited advice about my "love life" with an occasional "You go, girl!" FML
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
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muffinkitty 15
op, no matter what you do, don't commit suicide!! I know I'm gonna sound like a preachy school counseler, but don't use a unreturnable act for a temporary problem! please!!!!!
Zmeilerr 22
So it's attention seeking if he just wants to talk to someone cause he's about to commit suicide? Shut up. You're making an ass of yourself.
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Comments (262)
apoop 0
so you expected her to say she loves you back and everything would get better? right...
MonkeySpeaks 4
While I do believe that many teens are a bit, well, melodramatic - the point stands: Suicide is a long term solution for a short term problem. If you REALLY are feeling so down that you're contemplating something you can't undo, then seek help. Don't call a crush. You're looking for validation through others and then if you get rejected you beat yourself up more and it becomes a self fulfilling prophesy. Don't worry about girls until you are healthy enough not to claim depression or threaten suicide. Go to a doctor, talk to a school therapist, even call a help line.
aguyeatingataco 2
who said he is emo just because he is depresses? he can't just be sad? you jerk.
zoey0123 0
don't let girl get you down! they are defiantly not worth your life! I'm sure your an amazing person! I hope things get better for you!
roomforactivitie 2
some teenagers a whiney little bitches
everlife_333 3
killing yourself isn't going to solve your problems. I bet you if you died at least one person out there would care
jimmyaward 0
ya that's helpful **** tard
jimmyaward 0
get the **** over it you slimy **** thats ******* life!! you probably were annoying. I've been thinking about killing myself for months just get yourself some vodka and stop complaining
levin1983 0
yea let's use fml as your outlet. good job. get help headcase.
oboe69 0
Please don't kill yourself! there are people who always love you like your family, and if they lost you it would be devastating for them.
BeachyKeen 0
Very sorry that the OP feels that but... I have been in the same situation as this girl who he texts. I used to know someone that I considered an aquaintence, but he was convinced he was in love with me, and he would text me things like 'You're the only good thing in my life' and 'my life was awful until I met you' along with suicidal faceook statuses. It got too much to handle in the end so I just ignored him. That was a year ago and he's still alive, and doing pretty well by the looks of it.