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Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, I sent my mom a text to tell her about my promotion at work. She responded with, "Who is this?" It turns out that she deleted my number, because I "never call." FML
Today, I received a text saying, "I don't think we should be friends anymore. You're terribly depressing and you make everyone unhappy" followed by, "Oops, wrong person!" and then by, "Sorry, it really is for you". FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying how I hated my job, I felt trapped, and that I was wasting my time working there. A few minutes later, she answered, "That's how I feel about our relationship." FML
Today, I was trying to break up with my boyfriend over text. I was being really careful to phrase it nicely, and I hit send with a sigh of relief. Except I sent the text to my mom, who now keeps sending me unsolicited advice about my "love life" with an occasional "You go, girl!" FML
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
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muffinkitty 15
op, no matter what you do, don't commit suicide!! I know I'm gonna sound like a preachy school counseler, but don't use a unreturnable act for a temporary problem! please!!!!!
Zmeilerr 22
So it's attention seeking if he just wants to talk to someone cause he's about to commit suicide? Shut up. You're making an ass of yourself.
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Tikwichka 5
174, look up the stats. You just said you don't know much about it, so why contradict me? Before you make assumptions, I suggest you read up on it. I suggest the work by Bennett as a starting point.
itisme_fml 9
For those who are saying that maybe OP just wanted to talk to "someone" and he chose, out of all the people he knows, this girl he has a crush on to talk to: here is a scenario. OP texts his crush. The girl, from the goodness of her heart calls up OP, even though she has been getting irritated of him stalking her. The OP is happy, and gets the idea that she has a crush on him too, and starts stalking her even more. That'll be an awkward and annoying situation to be in. I have been in her place, and know how it feels. I have learnt that the best way is to ignore a person stalking you if you don't want to get into a relationship with them. That is what this girl is doing, and it is good.
x0SoReckless0x 7
I'm sorry about your whole situation. That sucks. I've dealt with depression before, and it can destroy you. A thing I've learned though is you can't rely on other people to help you feel better. Because honestly, they either don't or just stop caring. Find something else to cheer you up. Don't rely on others. Ultimately, it'll just make you feel worse. Try writing down your feelings, or just listen to some music. It sounds lame, but it helps. Things will eventually get better. Push away the suicidal thoughts and think happy ones :)
sweetheart17 0
sounds like something I've done. but then again he tried hooking up with me after his best friend dumped me. so yea...
hj_luv_ya1220 0
Hey bud, just want to say that someone, and many people in fact, care about you and would care if you were gone. From someone who has lost a friend to suicide, *I* am the one that has to live with him being gone. HE took the easy way out and left so many people left absolutely crushed. I care about him so much, but it's the truth. Think about the people in your life who would be hurting, more than you're hurting right now. There's so much more you're meant to experience hun. I'm praying for you.
GioTheNinja 0
*click*
lostinthelight 0
Forget that hoe, but if you text her all the time, of course she'll get annoyed.
PsychoNinjaDuck 0
This person doesn't need help at all. It's completely attention-seeking. They just need to grow up. #1: IT WAS POSTED ON FML!!! How "serious" can it possibly be? #2: If they were serious, they wouldn't out it, they'd just do it. #3: If it was that serious, they would've taken that response from their crush worse, not posted it online to a site where everyone posts their misfortunes for everyone elses amusement. Nobody gets on FML to feel bad for others. They get on for a laugh. the poster obviously thought there was comedic value behind it.
Contradicted 1
225- Did you not read the rules for posting? Here let me show you. "Please don't post any comments which question the validity of an FML (accusing the original poster of submitting a fake story, or arguing that an anecdote is "not FML worthy" or "even "not an FML" based solely on your own personal intuition or opinion isn't very fair. Furthermore, it ruins the other users' reading experience)."
Contradicted 1
Poor OP~ Dont feel bad, your presumed ex-crush now, is obviously an ass, there are times when your going to get super depressed. However, suicide is never the answer even if something as devastating as this happens. Someone i know has been rejected by a girl who was the center of their world, and it made them seriously upset for quiet sometime (id know i helped them keep their head up), but then someone even more amazing came along, and the same will happen for you, just hold out. Suicide is never the answer. At everyone who is hating against "Emo's" grow up and stop acting like children, these labels on people shouldn't mean anything, just because someone acts differently or dresses differently doesn't mean they should be alienated from everyone else.
itisme_fml 9
@227: Have you ever been stalked? If not, you'd not understand how that girl would be feeling about someone constantly being stalked, and emotionally blackmailed about suicide attempts.
Contradicted 1
@228- yes, actually i have been stalked. A girl who lived in the same town as me stalked me for quite some time and she even stalked me at my work, i had to change my number and quit my job, along with completely moving elsewhere, She even recently tried contacting me on Facebook. If OP had been sending her messages pulling her into his suicidal thoughts then yes, he deserves being rejected abit, HOWEVER, no one should be so heartless in such a situation, she could have simply ignored him until he got the message, she could have changed her number, etc. She doesn't need to tell someone who is thinking of killing themselves to go away cause their annoying, that wont help the situation.
homesickabortion 2
...your name should be "whysoemo?"