Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML
Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML
Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML
Today, I was stuck in a stiflingly hot port-a-potty for 30 minutes with the worst bowel issues ever due to food poisoning. To make things worse, the maintenance guy came two minutes in to drain the thing and had to wait outside till I was done, muttering angrily at me as I took the humiliating walk of shame to my car. FML
Today, I got locked in a restroom because the doorknob jammed. I had to text my coworker to come and rescue me. He brought half the office with him because, “It was too funny not to see.” FML
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML
Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second lock on my locker. FML
Today, I went to the gym and got locked in the locker room. I had to call the gym's phone number to get them to come let me out, after being in there for half an hour. FML
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Top comments
Cyacide 4
At least they didn't push it over too.
rawrmeansiloveu 7
Well that stinks hahaha :P
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Comments (78)
ufaililaugh 0
that's so nasty and first hahah
kewlstoribro 6
what the hell? when i refreshed the page, somehow the vote count actually dropped. Anyways, the person that padlocked you inside the porta potty must be a real twat.
DadHater100 0
What's a padlock?
bogart20 13
That's pretty shitty
SSgt 0
Would have been funny as hell though.
emerge 0
HAHAHAHA THAT'S ******* AWESOME I WISH I COULD DO THAT!!!! HAHAHAHA * looks down, sees a padlock* AW HELLA YES! Lol
mikemotox105 4
Damn tht sux to bad u didnt have a porno
bumnumber1 0
Are you using the hover technique in your profile pic?
DRyankeepeach 1
That stench is probably still lingering
chefcaldwell 5
That was me! Lol jk