Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML
Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML
Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML
Today, I was stuck in a stiflingly hot port-a-potty for 30 minutes with the worst bowel issues ever due to food poisoning. To make things worse, the maintenance guy came two minutes in to drain the thing and had to wait outside till I was done, muttering angrily at me as I took the humiliating walk of shame to my car. FML
Today, I got locked in a restroom because the doorknob jammed. I had to text my coworker to come and rescue me. He brought half the office with him because, “It was too funny not to see.” FML
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML
Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second lock on my locker. FML
Today, I went to the gym and got locked in the locker room. I had to call the gym's phone number to get them to come let me out, after being in there for half an hour. FML
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Top comments
Cyacide 4
At least they didn't push it over too.
rawrmeansiloveu 7
Well that stinks hahaha :P
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Comments (78)
gabe_2011 1
Hilarious but it woulda pissed me off too lol
bubo_fml 11
Turd lock?
jcforbes 4
Yet another reason I always carry a pocket knife. Would take me much less than an hour to cut the latch out of the puny plastic door.
DevilsMetsGiants 30
well that stinks, sounds like a shitty day to me...hey, don't feel blue PUNS FTW XD
DPersa7 4
Sounds like a shitty situation
bshawndes1 0
At least they didn't tip it.
dansco 25
Sorry about that but I thought it would be so funny, can I have my padlock back?
raggyone1 4
damm ur lucky... haha
polishperson5253 5
That was you?!
Kaiiley 0
Why were you in a porta potty in he first place?
ShyAnn29 15
Maybe to go to the bathroom? What else do you do in a porta potty?