Today, my Dad and I went to McDonald's, only to have him shove two handfuls of sugar packets into the bag. He said, "If it's for free, why only take one?" To make it worse, my crush was at the till, watching what was happening. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I gave my dad $40 and asked him if he could get me lunch on his way back home. Long story short, he came back empty handed telling me it was my fault for trusting him with McNuggets. FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, I went shopping with my Mom. I ran into my crush. A school dance is soon and he WAS just about to ask something but my mom glanced over and yelled "TAMPONS OR PADS, SWEETIE?!" He then changed his question to "Haha, so which?" And before I could say a word, my mother answered for me. FML
Today, my mom, who still refuses to get a mobile phone, was late coming home, so I was sent to buy dinner. Dad wanted seafood. I picked it up and returned, only to find Mom was already back with McDonald's. Dad insisted we eat that, despite my protests and MY money I'd spent on HIS request. I made sure Mom saw the Verizon ads. FML
Today, while at my job in a candy store, a boy stuck his hand into the bin, contaminating the candy. As I politely explained that the dad had to purchase the affected candy he refused, yelled, then angrily agreed to buy them. The total cost of the candy with the extra pieces? $1.69. FML
Today, I stopped at a mini-mart and bought a family-size bag of potato chips, a tub of dip, a box of toaster pastries, and some snack cakes. The guy at the counter said, "Wow, someone's hungry!" I told him it wasn't all for me, paid, and left in a huff. It was all for me. I ate it all by that evening. FML
Today, at Arby's, there were two cute guys behind me in line. Right before ordering, my dad said loudly "Go get the calorie sheet. You need to lose more weight before you think about going after those guys." FML
Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML
Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML
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Jacobt24 19
Take some sugar packets, go to your crush, and say, "I think you dropped your nametag."
mthammer 4
Why not just get him to be your sugar daddy?
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Comments (180)
kawaiianime 5
Can't forget the sugar. :3
drealmorales 2
Mr.krabs!!! :D
blake4months 0
^ f*cking win!
No_habla_espanol 11
Freeloader much?
zaveeshaveesh3 7
In fact he isn't you can never have enough sugar no habla español guy. I suggest instead of saying "freeloader much", throw in a few descriptive adjectives, compound predicates and direct objects to make a full, complete, sexy, compound sentence.
koe4 0
being that worked up about what and how ppl say things shows youre a **** who thinks being superior in intelligance makes you a better human being. everyone has their strengths and weaknesses. get over it.
RedPillSucks 33
The sugar and ketchup is there for people to take what they need. I'm not sure what the problem is, other than you being so self conscious about your "crush" judging you by association.
zeke420 0
Not only that but he works at Mcdonalds.....like he really cares about the sugar packets wen he's making $8 an hour lol
Blippety 23
But the thing is they don't NEED two handfuls of sugar packets; if everyone took that many they'd have to stop offering them.
H00SIERBOY 0
damn now he probably thinks your cheap. lol
8sq 13
I would be more worried being caught at McDonalds than that happening.
IndiRae 9
...why? Sure, is a greasy cesspool that's just waiting for a mass shut down due to their abnormally ****** up hygiene patterns. But other than that, I see no problem.
kyliebear 15
Does your dad want to become diabetic or something?
kyliebear 15
I'm sorry if I offended diabetics, I am truly sorry. ):
kyliebear 15
Sorry if I offended diabetics, I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to offend anyone.
Arch27 27
You only have one father. For all the stupid or embarrassing things he does, you have to stick with him. If you're still using the term "crush" then you have your whole life to find someone else. Don't care so much what people think of you until college.
IndigoAcrylic 9
Ohemgee! My mom goes to McDonalds when ever she wants straws and napkins.. It's so embarrassing. I don't think my mom hasever purchased a stack of napkins xD So yea... I feel your pain. (:
alphabetsoup1234 13
Could be weirder...or worse. Sometimes, when I would go to a local sandwich shop there were these people who took packets of condiments on top of sugar and napkins. you know, I never figured out why either. lol
harumph 7
My Dad does the same. He'll grab an inch of napkins, a sh*tton of utensils, and way too many sauce packets at taco bell. It's quite embarrassing. I can't leave him alone with a takeout bag, ever.
weirdo2114 5
Wth